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2010/04/20 17:05:43
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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...but still deadlier ^.^ besides. It wouldn't matter to me. My regiment would never falter cause I'd tell'em if they do than I'll just turn on my chainsword...seeing as how I'd be a commissar and I could just say "moral was low" 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/20 17:06:15
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/20 17:09:45
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Austin Texas
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Oh yes i love the ole morale is low trick lol
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   Do Space Marines Ever Have Fun?
If By "Fun" You Mean "Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy" Then Yes Space Marines Can Have Fun.
"Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy"
That Sounds More Like Cleaning The Bathroom...
Xenos-B-Gone, The #1 Alien Killing Bathroom Cleaner Of The 41st Millenium... Ingrediants May Include 99% Promethium %1 Spark
Instructions: Saturate, Rinse, Repeat And Killit Bang!! Xenos Are Gone! |
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2010/04/20 17:13:49
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Rofl! what commissar doesn't ^.^ its a great way to relieve stress ^.^
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/21 04:21:33
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Mysterious Techpriest
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I smell a new special rule.
Summon Hamster Swarm
Once per game, the wielder may release the swarm of angry hamsters inhabiting his chainsword. All enemies in locked in close combat take 3 S3 AP- hits. After Summon Hamster Swarm is used, the chainsword is rendered useless.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/21 04:23:37
DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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2010/04/21 04:25:43
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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I must say nay......I would rather have a chainsword that kicks and bucks in every direction than an angry Hamster swarm.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/21 14:55:35
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Austin Texas
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Chainsword plastic surgery anyone? ill re-arrange your face with a chainsword for 20 bucks if you want
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Do Space Marines Ever Have Fun?
If By "Fun" You Mean "Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy" Then Yes Space Marines Can Have Fun.
"Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy"
That Sounds More Like Cleaning The Bathroom...
Xenos-B-Gone, The #1 Alien Killing Bathroom Cleaner Of The 41st Millenium... Ingrediants May Include 99% Promethium %1 Spark
Instructions: Saturate, Rinse, Repeat And Killit Bang!! Xenos Are Gone! |
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2010/04/22 09:58:43
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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BloodDrop101X wrote:Chainsword plastic surgery anyone? ill re-arrange your face with a chainsword for 20 bucks if you want
Hmmm, mince in just one easy step...
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 The Spiky Grot Legion
 The Heavily-Ignored Pedro and Friends
In the grim darkness of the 41st Millenium, there are no indicators. |
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2010/04/22 17:38:52
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Austin Texas
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Chainsword says what? nom nom nom nom nom nom lolz
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Do Space Marines Ever Have Fun?
If By "Fun" You Mean "Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy" Then Yes Space Marines Can Have Fun.
"Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy"
That Sounds More Like Cleaning The Bathroom...
Xenos-B-Gone, The #1 Alien Killing Bathroom Cleaner Of The 41st Millenium... Ingrediants May Include 99% Promethium %1 Spark
Instructions: Saturate, Rinse, Repeat And Killit Bang!! Xenos Are Gone! |
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2010/04/23 00:57:06
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Dakka Veteran
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I am still adamant about how the chainsword is really fueled by my hatred of stupid  ing idiots....
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2010/04/23 01:07:11
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Cambak wrote:I am still adamant about how the chainsword is really fueled by my hatred of stupid ing idiots....
It is...you see. The idiots attack the guy with the chainsword and the guy punches them and gives them a bloody nose. The bloody scent makes the hamsters go insane and power the chainsword to maximum power and feast on the chunks of ing idiots that go into the chainsword. ^.^ its simple
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/23 02:46:19
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
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No sillies, the marines simply scream chainsawy noises and proceeds to bludgeon the heretics to death!
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2010/04/23 02:59:15
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:No sillies, the marines simply scream chainsawy noises and proceeds to bludgeon the heretics to death!
o.O then how do you explain the meat and bone flying from the blade? ^.^
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/23 06:51:45
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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Bits of broken hamster. In the grim darkness of the forty-first millenium, they forgot about health and safety policies.
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CSM/Daemon Party
The Spiky Grot Legion
The Heavily-Ignored Pedro and Friends
In the grim darkness of the 41st Millenium, there are no indicators. |
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2010/04/23 07:57:04
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Nurgle Veteran Marine with the Flu
Pennsylvania, USA
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As someone that has sold many a hamster to many a stupid kid and/or oblivious parent I must say that hamsters are one of the most evil creatures on the planet. They eat their own, have enormous teeth, and fear nothing ...not even fear itself. O_O
I would much rather face a commissar's bullet than a chainsword powered by hamsters.
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2010/04/23 14:54:36
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Austin Texas
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Me to! cannibal hamsters or commissar's bullet? Ill take getting hit by a few flashlight rounds!
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Do Space Marines Ever Have Fun?
If By "Fun" You Mean "Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy" Then Yes Space Marines Can Have Fun.
"Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy"
That Sounds More Like Cleaning The Bathroom...
Xenos-B-Gone, The #1 Alien Killing Bathroom Cleaner Of The 41st Millenium... Ingrediants May Include 99% Promethium %1 Spark
Instructions: Saturate, Rinse, Repeat And Killit Bang!! Xenos Are Gone! |
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2010/04/23 15:01:41
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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except the commisar likely has a bolt pistol
Although a commisar may carry a hampster to augment his moral lifting abilities.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/04/23 22:23:14
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Lol yea Intstead of those Inscense holders priests carry around on chains....they swing Hamster cages to lift morale
Automatically Appended Next Post: Lol yea Instead of those Inscense holders priests carry around on chains....they swing Hamster cages to lift morale
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/23 22:23:39
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/26 21:33:47
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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NOOO!!! RUN YOU FOOLS IT'S THE HAMST- ARGGGALGARGLE *static*
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/04/26 23:33:47
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Cambak wrote:NOOO!!! RUN YOU FOOLS IT'S THE HAMST- ARGGGALGARGLE *static*
Reading this, running through my mind was a picture of some Hamster Herder, Holding like 10 leashes. On the end of these leashes where psychotic Satanic Hamsters!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/06 06:21:43
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Nurgle Veteran Marine with the Flu
Pennsylvania, USA
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I thought it was just in my darkest of nightmares...but they are real!
High explosive hamster rounds!:
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In the embrace of the great Nurgle, I am no longer afraid, for with His pestilential favour I have become that which I once most feared: Death.
-Kulvain Hestarius, Death Guard |
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2010/05/06 16:10:05
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Austin Texas
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Haha I forgot about that pic! thats great
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Do Space Marines Ever Have Fun?
If By "Fun" You Mean "Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy" Then Yes Space Marines Can Have Fun.
"Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy"
That Sounds More Like Cleaning The Bathroom...
Xenos-B-Gone, The #1 Alien Killing Bathroom Cleaner Of The 41st Millenium... Ingrediants May Include 99% Promethium %1 Spark
Instructions: Saturate, Rinse, Repeat And Killit Bang!! Xenos Are Gone! |
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2010/05/07 03:37:05
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
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The Dark Angels codex says under the description of the Chainsword that it is gas powered, but that could easily be because they still have a lot of pre heresey equipment.
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DCDA:90-S++G+++MB++I+Pw40k98-D+++A+++/areWD007R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/05/07 11:03:57
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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Halsfield wrote:I thought it was just in my darkest of nightmares...but they are real!
High explosive hamster rounds!:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the end is nigh. Surrender your armies, put down your arms. Shun your beliefs and worship whoever owns this weapon, because there is nothing in the known galaxy that will withstand it. Even Creed, because that hamster is going for his face. 
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CSM/Daemon Party
The Spiky Grot Legion
The Heavily-Ignored Pedro and Friends
In the grim darkness of the 41st Millenium, there are no indicators. |
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2010/05/13 16:46:25
Subject: Chainsword Power?
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Austin Texas
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A Chaos Marine asks his commander who should we attack next my dark lord and master? Hmm (Strokes his sater beard) Ive heard of this new chapter of loyal marines called the Emperors Hamsters. The chaos marine again Sounds great my lord. skip foward in time a few days now the scene is on the battle field. "Chaos Commander" RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!! THE HAMSTERS ARE COMING THE HAMSTERS ARE COMING!!! ARGHGGHG MUNCH MUNCH
VITORY IS OURS!!! IN THE NAME OF THE HAMSTER MARINES!!!!!
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Do Space Marines Ever Have Fun?
If By "Fun" You Mean "Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy" Then Yes Space Marines Can Have Fun.
"Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy"
That Sounds More Like Cleaning The Bathroom...
Xenos-B-Gone, The #1 Alien Killing Bathroom Cleaner Of The 41st Millenium... Ingrediants May Include 99% Promethium %1 Spark
Instructions: Saturate, Rinse, Repeat And Killit Bang!! Xenos Are Gone! |
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2010/05/14 00:03:00
Subject: Re:Chainsword Power?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:No sillies, the marines simply scream chainsawy noises and proceeds to bludgeon the heretics to death!
I laughed out loud
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