If you were born in 40k

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**Jihadnik**

I would be a one eyed ratling, that way, despite being drafted into the IG, I would just have to cook, and not actually fight. If I had to fight, I'd shoot myself in the foot with my lasrifle and limp away when I failed my morale check!

At least until the Genestealer caught up to me...

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I would be a one eyed ratling, that way, despite being drafted into the IG, I would just have to cook, and not actually fight. If I had to fight, I'd shoot myself in the foot with my lasrifle and limp away when I failed my morale check!

At least until the Genestealer caught up to me...

**Legion**

An Adeptus Custode - The Emp's personal bodyguard. Live in a palace, take shifts watching a dead guy, only have to fight when everyone and everything else is already dead.

That or a DP of Slaanesh.

**Space_Potato**

I would probably be horrificly mauled by a *insert big gribbly here*

S_P

**Shovan**

Blood Angels, Start out as a maniac in red armor assaulting front lines after deep striking in with the rest of my squad. End as a maniac in black armor who charges the nearest target and rips them to shreds only to die in battle.

If lucky, I'd end up as Death Company Dreadnought who somehow finishes out the battle so I can run a little rampage around the planet until a tech marine could figure out how to shut me down.

**Scorpionov**

-either i would be a noise marine that comes with all the "benefits"
-A rubic marine because i can never truly die

-A dreadnaught of the death company because killing enemies all day is cool
-A ork because all i do is feast then fight then feast agian
-A necron lord because i can never die

-A Crisis suit pilot yeah i will suck at close combat, shame you'll never get there

**raptor8**

cadian artillery officer preferibly manticores or inquisitor ordo xenos

**raptor8**

double post lag

**Happygrunt**

I would probebly get born on a minor planet of no importance. If I got a choice, Baal Secondus, and I want a 100% chance of being accteped to the Blood Angels and NOT dieing throughout the induction, then eventually move all the way up to being a techmarine. Could call it good right there.

**Lizar7**

Tyranid Hive Tyrant because I wouldn't die thanks to the hive mind but I'm not an animal (Tyrants are sentient) and nothing is capable of defeating me (except necrons who although I can't eat, I can let my other prey deal with before I eat them.) Either that or an ork due to the fact they can't not have fun (just pound the

out of some one)

**Generalstoner**

I'd have to go with being a Grey Knight.

**A Black Ram**

A necromundan ganger, or a dark eldar haemonculis.

**HighProphetOfDestruction**

I would want to be a kroot shaper. That would be awesome.

**Tehjonny**

In all honesty?

We'd all be but in a planetary defence force - ripe to be vapourised in the first few minutes of any enemy attack. Hopefully a few of us would survive long enough to allow some space marines to turn up 4 years too late and take all the glory. The surviving few would of coure be executed for heresy following the end of the conflict.

**Karmakaze**

Realistically, I'd probably be a nameless Guardsmen, accomplishing thankless goals, until my very likely thankless death on some awful world.

What I'd like to be however is simply an Adeptus Custodes. No great glory, just a silent badass protecting the Emperor. Away from the front and only will engage in the most epic and historically impacting fights. I have no thirst to subjugate people as an Inquisitor or mow down my enemies as a Space Marine, or have my own harem as a Slaaneshi Chaos Lord.

**Cambak**

ZoomDakkaDakka wrote:I would LIKE to be Chaos. Specifically, Tzeentch. As in the actual chaos god, Tzeentch, not some Tzeentchian blob of blue and pink.

hmmmmmm

hmmmmmm

I wonder....

On-Topic: I would want to be a Guardsman from the Tanith First and Only.

**bigmek35**

Rouge Trader hands down

i would have a awsome retniue of all kind of mecinaries so awsome!

or a talleran platoon comander stalking the enemy then when right BAM without even turning a grain of sand

**Mergoth Zeruge**

Eisenhorn.

**grob the immortal grot**

Orks.
The eldars actually state orks are the pinnacle of creation

**Brotherjulian**

Tau or maybe craftworld Eldar. They're the only two races which might not SUCK to live in

**grob the immortal grot**

Yeah but what happens when you're sun bathing on craftworld Biel-tan when a swarm of scrabbling snotlings appear inside you and as you die in excrusiating pain you see a mek laughing holding a rather unstable looking contraption while squatting on a spiritstone.

**Cambak**

grob the immortal grot wrote:Yeah but what happens when you're sun bathing on craftworld Biel-tan when a swarm of scrabbling snotlings appear inside you and as you die in excrusiating pain you see a mek laughing holding a rather unstable looking contraption while squatting on a spiritstone.

*pulls out grenade*

"Revenge is sweet."

*throws it*

*dies*

Just because I'd never go anywhere with out a grenade.

**IronChaos**

Iron Warrior, maybe a regualr CSM, or a Noise Marine, or a Plague Marine.

**UbiSwanky2**

I would totally like to live on Cretacia and not get rounded by Flesh Tears then I could become the galaxies Greatest Dinosaur hunter and people from planets around would wanna buy my 100% dino leather loafers....because dino leather is the best....retire rich and happy with like 4 cave wives...because cave people practise having multiple wives I'm pretty sure.

**Ardensfax**

Either an Ork Nob/Warboss on a great big bike, or a Tau Manta pilot!

Or a space marine Landspeeder/Thunderhawk pilot...

Basically something fast/big/with big guns!

**DEUS VULT**

Ever sicne I was a little boy, Ive always wanted to be the human footstool of a towering, androgenous DP of Slaneesh with a penchant for leather and finding new orfices.
That, or as I said in another thread, the Emperor. So I can sit around and not do stuff.

**YoMomma**

Tau Air Caste captain. Don't want to join the Greater good? I'm gonna

you up!

**hendaron**

Adeptus Titanicus, who doesnt want to command 10 thousand tons of killing power?

**KingCracker**

Id be a F*#^ING COMMISSAR!

Seriously that would be me. Fight and die, or dont fight and die. Its your choice if you want to be remembered for bravery, or be remembered as a blood stain on the guy behind you.

Failing that, being a mek or a BigMek would be next in line. Dammit that would just be cool, playing with burnas and building stuff all day. Count me in

**lordjarl**

take an power hammer and go slam some necrons ,and use their parts to repair an servitor
(they wont be missed anyway

)

**Samus_aran115**

Cadia. It seems cool.