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2010/10/17 22:40:02
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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I killed a man just to watch him die.
I kissed a girl, and I liked it.
The road I walk is paved in gold.
I get around.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2010/10/17 22:54:34
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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dogma wrote:I killed a man just to watch him die.
I kissed a girl, and I liked it.
The road I walk is paved in gold.
I get around.
Mind = Blown
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/10/17 23:04:20
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I can teleport my testicles to Jupiter and back at will.
Check it out, just did it again.
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2010/10/17 23:35:22
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Gwar! wrote:Albatross wrote:Well, since we're telling grandad stories...
My Grandad died in Auschwitz.
He fell out of a guard-tower.
Mine died after having a guard at Auschwitz fall on him.
My gramma threw a stone at a guy in an Auschwitz guard tower who then fell on some british fellah. And no, she didn't die! 
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2010/10/17 23:38:59
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Vargtass wrote:Gwar! wrote:Albatross wrote:Well, since we're telling grandad stories...
My Grandad died in Auschwitz.
He fell out of a guard-tower.
Mine died after having a guard at Auschwitz fall on him.
My gramma threw a stone at a guy in an Auschwitz guard tower who then fell on some british fellah. And no, she didn't die!
My grandad pissed off some grouchy old woman who threw a rock at him but missed. He says this happened right outside the gates of Auschwitz, but I'm not sure If I believe him.
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2010/10/17 23:43:13
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Fighter Ace
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rubiksnoob wrote:Vargtass wrote:Gwar! wrote:Albatross wrote:Well, since we're telling grandad stories...
My Grandad died in Auschwitz.
He fell out of a guard-tower.
Mine died after having a guard at Auschwitz fall on him.
My gramma threw a stone at a guy in an Auschwitz guard tower who then fell on some british fellah. And no, she didn't die!
My grandad pissed off some grouchy old woman who threw a rock at him but missed. He says this happened right outside the gates of Auschwitz, but I'm not sure If I believe him.
Wow, we are the epitome of humanity, aren't we? 
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2010/10/17 23:58:41
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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rubiksnoob wrote:Vargtass wrote:Gwar! wrote:Albatross wrote:Well, since we're telling grandad stories...
My Grandad died in Auschwitz.
He fell out of a guard-tower.
Mine died after having a guard at Auschwitz fall on him.
My gramma threw a stone at a guy in an Auschwitz guard tower who then fell on some british fellah. And no, she didn't die!
My grandad pissed off some grouchy old woman who threw a rock at him but missed. He says this happened right outside the gates of Auschwitz, but I'm not sure If I believe him.
My Grandapa was the one that got a old man drunk at Auschwitz bar.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/10/18 00:00:53
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Stormin' Stompa
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Vargtass wrote:rubiksnoob wrote:Vargtass wrote:Gwar! wrote:Albatross wrote:Well, since we're telling grandad stories...
My Grandad died in Auschwitz.
He fell out of a guard-tower.
Mine died after having a guard at Auschwitz fall on him.
My gramma threw a stone at a guy in an Auschwitz guard tower who then fell on some british fellah. And no, she didn't die!
My grandad pissed off some grouchy old woman who threw a rock at him but missed. He says this happened right outside the gates of Auschwitz, but I'm not sure If I believe him.
Wow, we are the epitome of humanity, aren't we?
Godwin seems to think so.
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2010/10/18 00:11:45
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Ok, back on topic now folks or the shark will eat you.
Not about me, but my Dad once sold a car to Gianfranco Zola. xD
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2010/10/18 00:25:06
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Guys this isn't fething funny.
My great uncle died at Auschwitz. Damn drunk fell into the oven.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2010/10/18 00:28:42
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Then why Am I laughing so hard
I have a thai ceremonial blade made out of gold/bronze/steel. It only costed use 2$ in thailand. and its real XD
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/10/18 00:29:11
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Nigel Stillman
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I have had more ingrown toe nails than girlfriends.
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2010/10/18 00:46:01
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Battleship Captain
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Shadowbrand wrote:Guys this isn't fething funny.
My great uncle died at Auschwitz. Damn drunk fell into the oven.
I'm offended by all of you making jokes like this. But especially you Shadowbrand.
You know my grandmother survived Auschwitz.
She was veyr upset when some drunk guy fell into the oven she used to bake pies.
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2010/10/18 00:57:50
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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BLAME THE VICTIM!
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2010/10/18 00:58:10
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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2010/10/18 00:58:43
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Battleship Captain
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Shadowbrand wrote:BLAME THE VICTIM!
Strange... I've been seeing people post that a lot lately...
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2010/10/18 01:02:25
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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And again I wish I was at home so I could piss him off even further.
I'd likely get banned since I have one more shot of being "Family friendly".
Seems like a small price to pay for the lols.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2010/10/18 01:29:25
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Stormin' Stompa
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My great-great-etc grandfather commanded the Dutch Navy, drive it right up the Thames estuary, started a fire and put a bunch of moaning Poms in their place.
On the other hand, I thought this thread was supposed to be about us, not our grandparents.
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2010/10/18 01:37:58
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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I have the ability to make woman orgasm at my will and I also never waste a hard-on.
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2010/10/18 04:18:20
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Shadowbrand wrote:BLAME THE VICTIM!
*bamf!*
I also enjoy blaming victims. It's only secondary to my love of bullying brilliant fan-fiction authors.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/10/18 04:24:55
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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I enjoy raping and pillaging the coasts of the isle!
And long walks on the blood soaked beaches.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2010/10/18 04:26:23
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I enjoy denying the women that Shadowbrand has raped the ability to abort their children.
(Too far? )
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/10/18 04:28:16
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Nothing is too far if your in Doomfart!
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2010/10/18 04:32:21
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This is just like the Facts About U.S. Presidents found here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/112181 An example: Thomas Jefferson T.J. used chocolate to lure innocent children into burning buildings. To this day he has never been apprehended.
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2010/10/18 04:33:59
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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It was their fault for being tyrants.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/10/18 04:36:26
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Orkeosaurus wrote:It was their fault for being tyrants.
Did you even LOOK at anything within that link?
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2010/10/18 04:40:16
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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WarOne wrote:Orkeosaurus wrote:It was their fault for being tyrants.
Did you even LOOK at anything within that link?
"Reading is for queers."
Martin Van Buren
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/10/18 04:44:43
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Monster Rain wrote:WarOne wrote:Orkeosaurus wrote:It was their fault for being tyrants.
Did you even LOOK at anything within that link?
"Reading is for queers."
Martin Van Buren
“Late Night with Conan O'Brien.”
Chuck Norris
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2010/10/18 05:31:38
Subject: Re:The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Member of the Malleus
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I'll venture back towards the topic. I have 2 wires in my chest from when I used to have a pacemaker. Makes for great xrays when you don't tell the tech about em.
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The greater good needs some moo. |
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2010/10/18 05:41:42
Subject: The Dakka Member Fun Fact Thread!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I wore a KFC bag over my head and had my friend take a picture of me in this ridiculous pose.
Chicks were later photo-shopped on by another Dakka member.
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