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2010/11/13 00:12:06
Subject: Re:The Booze, Cheese, Weiner Dog, and Aliens Discussion Thread (Now with Guns!)
I wonder if aliens have the ability to revive stuff
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2010/11/13 00:42:08
Subject: The Booze, Cheese, Weiner Dog, and Aliens Discussion Thread (Now with Guns!)
Asherian Command wrote:Like Weapons?!?!?!?
Ah damn I hate rap. Its Crap.
o i c wat you did thar
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2010/11/13 00:45:44
Subject: Re:The Booze, Cheese, Weiner Dog, and Aliens Discussion Thread (Now with Guns!)
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2010/11/13 00:55:13
Subject: The Booze, Cheese, Weiner Dog, and Aliens Discussion Thread (Now with Guns!)
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
2010/11/13 11:55:19
Subject: Re:The Booze, Cheese, Weiner Dog, and Aliens Discussion Thread (Now with Guns!)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, I PRESENT GLOUCESTERSHIRE'S GREATEST SPORT: CHEESE ROLLING!
Basically, it involves running down a hill after some cheese.
I've actually climbed to the top of this hill, you know. Damn, but it's a steep one.
Melissia wrote:Stopping power IS a deterrent. The bigger a hole you put in them the more deterred they are.
Waaagh! Gorskar = 2050pts
Iron Warriors VII Company = 1850pts
Fjälnir Ironfist's Great Company = 1800pts
Guflag's Mercenary Ogres = 2000pts
2010/11/13 12:18:03
Subject: Re:The Booze, Cheese, Weiner Dog, and Aliens Discussion Thread (Now with Guns!)
SAN DIEGO – Passengers aboard a Carnival Cruise ship were not stranded at sea… they were abducted by aliens!
Though officials say the Carnival Splendor was stranded at sea because of an engine room fire, only Weekly World News knows the real reason: it was captured by aliens!
According to eyewitness reports, the Carnival Splendor was nearly 200 miles off the coast of San Diego when it was abducted by UFOs.
“They came out of nowhere!” said Brandon Samulesson, a passenger aboard the Splendor and a witness to the UFO invasion. “All of a sudden these huge spaceships started flying overhead, shooting laser beams down onto the sundeck. These aliens were abducting people left and right! It was horrible!”
Claudia Sampson, a UFO researcher at the University of New Mexico said that a cruise ship is an easy target for an alien attack. “At sea, the ship has little guard against on coming attacks. It’s prime real estate for UFO invasions.”
Passengers aboard the ship were forced to live for five days without electricity, air conditioning, or flushing toilets. They survived by eating nothing but Pop-Tarts and Spam.
“My guess was that the whole thing was a cruel alien experiment,” said Dave Douglas, a passenger aboard the ship. “I think they wanted to sea how long humans could survive on nasty, prepackaged food. Well, I’ll tell you what – it wasn’t long before we were all heaving our guts overboard.”
Sources aboard the cruise ship describe the aliens as ten foot tall creatures with tentacles and fangs.
“I saw those aliens with my own eyes,” said Jack Treehorn, the ship’s captain. “They made me want to puke! Or maybe that was just the Pop Tarts and Spam I’ve been eating for the past five days.”
None of the passengers aboard the ship suffered injuries, although several cruisers were said to have been probed.
“That was the worst cruise I’ve ever been on,” said Brian Macelhose, a cruise passenger from Iowa. “There were fat, disgusting, barf-inducing creatures everywhere! And I’m not even talking about the aliens. I’m talking about the fat people on the topless deck!”
Waaagh! Gorskar = 2050pts
Iron Warriors VII Company = 1850pts
Fjälnir Ironfist's Great Company = 1800pts
