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ShumaGorath wrote:

I hate people like you.

I'll fight you.

Just so you know, this is by far the funniest response I've seen so far on the forums. I laughed 'til my sides hurt. You, sir, have my undying comedic admiration.

notprop wrote:I'm not sure how Mr Bean made it on to that list?

Cheesecat should loose access to guns or cable for the rest of the day.

Mr Bean is on the list because no-one else in history has decorated their room by exploding a can of paint in the middle.

I think we're all losing sight of what's important here - why aren't Clarkson et al. making a show about guns?

It could be called 'Top Guns'.






Just a working title.

Oh btw, who here saw the America special? It was gold, especially the part where they're driving around the deep-south with things like 'COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS' and 'BUTT SEX' sprayed onto their vehicles with pink spray paint. New and exciting levels of awesome.

There's already a show called Top Gun.

Albatross wrote:I think we're all losing sight of what's important here - why aren't Clarkson et al. making a show about guns?

It could be called 'Top Guns'.






Just a working title.

Oh btw, who here saw the America special? It was gold, especially the part where they're driving around the deep-south with things like 'COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS' and 'BUTT SEX' sprayed onto their vehicles with pink spray paint. New and exciting levels of awesome.

Also "Hilary for President" and "Nascar Sucks" in Alabama..... "I'll get the boys!!" (them duke boys in trouble now)

Clarkson did make a programme on guns. It was the greatest programme on guns.....in...the..wuuURLLLLD.

Seriously though it was pretty good one of the highlights being Clarkson setting fire to a field with a GPMG.

Frazzled wrote:There's already a show called Top Gun.

Ah, now I remember. That's the one where the gay guy flies a fighter jet? It was gay.

My bad. that was Top Shot.
http://www.history.com/shows/top-shot

Albatross wrote:I think we're all losing sight of what's important here - why aren't Clarkson et al. making a show about guns?

It could be called 'Top Guns'.






Just a working title.

Oh btw, who here saw the America special? It was gold, especially the part where they're driving around the deep-south with things like 'COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS' and 'BUTT SEX' sprayed onto their vehicles with pink spray paint. New and exciting levels of awesome.

Yea I saw it. And it made me cry from laughter. When they started painting up their vehicles I knew they were getting themselves into more trouble then they thought. Seriously, there are places in this country that you cannot joke about But I laughed, harder then Ive laughed at a show in years, thats when I knew this one is going to get alot of tv time over here


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Frazzled wrote:My bad. that was Top Shot.
http://www.history.com/shows/top-shot

TopShot was ok. It seemed a bit......................fake to me at times. But I still watched it

KingCracker wrote:

Albatross wrote:I think we're all losing sight of what's important here - why aren't Clarkson et al. making a show about guns?

It could be called 'Top Guns'.






Just a working title.

Oh btw, who here saw the America special? It was gold, especially the part where they're driving around the deep-south with things like 'COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS' and 'BUTT SEX' sprayed onto their vehicles with pink spray paint. New and exciting levels of awesome.

Yea I saw it. And it made me cry from laughter. When they started painting up their vehicles I knew they were getting themselves into more trouble then they thought. Seriously, there are places in this country that you cannot joke about But I laughed, harder then Ive laughed at a show in years, thats when I knew this one is going to get alot of tv time over here

The American Stig

Gibbsey wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

Albatross wrote:I think we're all losing sight of what's important here - why aren't Clarkson et al. making a show about guns?

It could be called 'Top Guns'.






Just a working title.

Oh btw, who here saw the America special? It was gold, especially the part where they're driving around the deep-south with things like 'COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS' and 'BUTT SEX' sprayed onto their vehicles with pink spray paint. New and exciting levels of awesome.

Yea I saw it. And it made me cry from laughter. When they started painting up their vehicles I knew they were getting themselves into more trouble then they thought. Seriously, there are places in this country that you cannot joke about But I laughed, harder then Ive laughed at a show in years, thats when I knew this one is going to get alot of tv time over here

The American Stig

Hes a little uhrm.......larger then we are used to

KingCracker wrote:

TopShot was ok. It seemed a bit......................fake to me at times. But I still watched it

Sacrilege! Blasphemer! Heretic!

Ok some of it was stupid. Did they really have a slingshot? But that last show with the two action events was epic. I couldn't have done that, not by a country mile.

But it would have been fun to try!

Gibbsey wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:And Red Dwarf, thank you all for Red Dwarf.

Also:

1. Mr. Bean
2. Dad's Army
3. Fawlty Towers
4. Monty Python
5. Blackadder
6. Shaun of the Dead
7. Hot Fuzz
8. Death at the Funeral

Couldent agree more! also i still cant beleive they remade Death at a Funeral in America like what 3 years after was released?

Also i miss Dad's Army, great show!

Unfortunately that is the way Hollywood is, anytime an awesome show is made they have to do a remake of it. Honestly with the exception of the Matrix, I can't remember the last time Hollywood made a good movie that wasn't a remake or a

direct translation from a book.

Cheesecat wrote:

Gibbsey wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:And Red Dwarf, thank you all for Red Dwarf.

Also:

1. Mr. Bean
2. Dad's Army
3. Fawlty Towers
4. Monty Python
5. Blackadder
6. Shaun of the Dead
7. Hot Fuzz
8. Death at the Funeral

Couldent agree more! also i still cant beleive they remade Death at a Funeral in America like what 3 years after was released?

Also i miss Dad's Army, great show!

Unfortunately that is the way Hollywood is, anytime an awesome show is made they have to do a remake of it. Honestly with the exception of the Matrix, I can't remember the last time Hollywood made a good movie that wasn't a remake or a

direct translation from a book.

The thing that really got me about the remake was the dad's lover was the Same Guy wearing the same clothes, i mean how can you be filming this and not think "huh maybe it is a little too soon for a remake". That being said i havent actually seen the movie, if they added more to the story / different direction then i could see the remake being okay.

Frazzled wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

TopShot was ok. It seemed a bit......................fake to me at times. But I still watched it

Sacrilege! Blasphemer! Heretic!

Ok some of it was stupid. Did they really have a slingshot? But that last show with the two action events was epic. I couldn't have done that, not by a country mile.

But it would have been fun to try!

Yea, they used a friggin sling shot. The expert was holy bad ass with one though. The last episode was awesome though, I agree on that. Talk about a tense few minutes. My biggest gripe was how the teams voted on who was up for elimination. I didnt like that simply because that has squat to do with skill, and more I dont like this guy on a personal level. So that ruined it for me. Like that kid Kelly, he was a really good shooter, and was constantly being picked for elimination just because he was the youngest. Sure he FINALLY was booted due to just being out gunned, and thats how it should of been.

OT (how lame would I be to derail my own stuff eh?) uhm................. TopGear is great!

KingCracker wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

TopShot was ok. It seemed a bit......................fake to me at times. But I still watched it

Sacrilege! Blasphemer! Heretic!

Ok some of it was stupid. Did they really have a slingshot? But that last show with the two action events was epic. I couldn't have done that, not by a country mile.

But it would have been fun to try!

Yea, they used a friggin sling shot. The expert was holy bad ass with one though. The last episode was awesome though, I agree on that. Talk about a tense few minutes. My biggest gripe was how the teams voted on who was up for elimination. I didnt like that simply because that has squat to do with skill, and more I dont like this guy on a personal level. So that ruined it for me. Like that kid Kelly, he was a really good shooter, and was constantly being picked for elimination just because he was the youngest. Sure he FINALLY was booted due to just being out gunned, and thats how it should of been.

OT (how lame would I be to derail my own stuff eh?) uhm................. TopGear is great!

But is it still as good upside down? We're here in Australia to find out....

i love the british top gear,the american version is a lame and pathetic.
Dr. Who is good to.

Can I be the annoying one to point out that the BBC and programmes made by them are British and not "English"? I do wish Americans in particular would learn the difference. We are not all English in the UK; the Scots, Welsh and Irish are not Englishmen. England is one large county among several that make up the British Isles, our collective name is the United Kingdom or Great Britain where British things come from. Equally something like Doctor Who is made in Wales and while being very accomplished it is a British programme, not a Welsh one and certainly not an English one.

Howard A Treesong wrote:Can I be the annoying one to point out that the BBC and programmes made by them are British and not "English"? I do wish Americans in particular would learn the difference. We are not all English in the UK; the Scots, Welsh and Irish are not Englishmen. England is one large county among several that make up the British Isles, our collective name is the United Kingdom or Great Britain where British things come from. Equally something like Doctor Who is made in Wales and while being very accomplished it is a British programme, not a Welsh one and certainly not an English one.

Most Americans think:

England = United Kingdom = British Isles

Howard A Treesong wrote:Can I be the annoying one to point out that the BBC and programmes made by them are British and not "English"? I do wish Americans in particular would learn the difference. We are not all English in the UK; the Scots, Welsh and Irish are not Englishmen. England is one large county among several that make up the British Isles, our collective name is the United Kingdom or Great Britain where British things come from. Equally something like Doctor Who is made in Wales and while being very accomplished it is a British programme, not a Welsh one and certainly not an English one.

Boy you English sure get uppity...

Howard A Treesong wrote:Can I be the annoying one to point out that the BBC and programmes made by them are British and not "English"? I do wish Americans in particular would learn the difference. We are not all English in the UK; the Scots, Welsh and Irish are not Englishmen. England is one large county among several that make up the British Isles, our collective name is the United Kingdom or Great Britain where British things come from. Equally something like Doctor Who is made in Wales and while being very accomplished it is a British programme, not a Welsh one and certainly not an English one.

You sure can. Ill in turn be the annoying American and point out, your all English to us. We also dont care weather a show was made in Wales or Welsh. And congrats on trolling me, your good

KingCracker wrote:made in Wales or Welsh

Seriously what did the sheep ever do to you?

Gibbsey wrote:

KingCracker wrote:made in Wales or Welsh

Seriously what did the sheep ever do to you?

Hey cut us some slack. Your entire country fits in my back yard.

Frazzled wrote:

Gibbsey wrote:

KingCracker wrote:made in Wales or Welsh

Seriously what did the sheep ever do to you?

Hey cut us some slack. Your entire country fits in my back yard.

Hey dont mess with the Empire

Aye and to be fair on the Americans boyo, we've all spread out abit.

I'm Welsh living in a nice little English village in Suffolk, that used to mostly be a US air force base. I have a good mate who's a scot and another who is American but born in England, plus we're not the only ones who aren't English here in the village.

It can get a little confusing.

KingCracker wrote:

Howard A Treesong wrote:Can I be the annoying one to point out that the BBC and programmes made by them are British and not "English"? I do wish Americans in particular would learn the difference. We are not all English in the UK; the Scots, Welsh and Irish are not Englishmen. England is one large county among several that make up the British Isles, our collective name is the United Kingdom or Great Britain where British things come from. Equally something like Doctor Who is made in Wales and while being very accomplished it is a British programme, not a Welsh one and certainly not an English one.

You sure can. Ill in turn be the annoying American and point out, your all English to us. We also dont care weather a show was made in Wales or Welsh. And congrats on trolling me, your good

Why is it 'trolling' just to point out something which is factually correct? It's as simple as pointing out you shouldn't call a Canadian "American" because you all live in North America. It's a matter of courtesy to get people's nationalities correct and if you're resistant to that concept then you risk living up to the stereotype promoting in this picture...

I blame the HMS Pinafore and that "he is an English Man!" song...

In our defense, if Ireland and Scotland and Wales were real countries they'd be separate countries with armies and sports and languages and good food. Thats clearly not the case

Well all three of them have their own language and Scotland have golf, Ireland has hurling and the welsh have the world sheep shagging championships. Get it right.

whatwhat wrote:Well all three of them have their own language and Scotland have golf, Ireland has hurling and the welsh have the world sheep shagging championships. Get it right.

Ok so Wales has a sport but when are you going to show me Scotland and Ireland's sport. Reminder I said sport, not outing.
Next you'll be telling me they have their own economies or some other such nonsense.

I said Hurling. And don't forget...