Most Unsubtle thing in the 40k universe

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**loner**

Perhaps 40k in general?
Or maybe just the entire Imperial Guard...

"When in doubt, throw more Guardmen at it. Is the problem not solved yet, then you don't throw enough Guardsmen at it."

**Anidem**

loner wrote:Perhaps 40k in general?
Or maybe just the entire Imperial Guard...

"When in doubt, throw more Guardmen at it. Is the problem not solved yet, then you don't throw enough Guardsmen at it."

sorry loner, throwing Guardsmen at the Eye of Terror will not make it go away

**Kurgash**

I'd say C'tan.

"Hi I'm essential a god in the mortal plane, some jackoff pissed in my cereal so I woke up. I'm going to devour this planet, the one next to it and the one on the farthest reaches of the system where a minor skirmish is going on where I normally should have no part in that battle but you know what? I'll do it anyway because I can."

Nothing subtle about using a God for a small recon mission.

**loner**

Anidem wrote:
loner wrote:Perhaps 40k in general?
Or maybe just the entire Imperial Guard...

"When in doubt, throw more Guardmen at it. Is the problem not solved yet, then you don't throw enough Guardsmen at it."

sorry loner, throwing Guardsmen at the Eye of Terror will not make it go away

Wasn't it Solar Macharius who said: "Give me enough Guardsmen and I'll choke the Eye of Terror?"

**Ascalam**

And look what happened to him..

**AlmightyWalrus**

Ascalam wrote:And look what happened to him..

Not enough Guardsmen...

**Kasrkai**

Noise Marines. They YELL AT YOU until you die. Words hurt.

**Ascalam**

Couldn't resist the quote:

'Sticks and stones, love..' Capt jack Sparrow.

That said, noise marines aren't subtle...

How about the old Dark Eldar Jetbikers.

Leather thongs, assless chaps and hypervelocity winds..

**Chowderhead**

I'm going to go with a Waaaaagh!

Because hundreds of thousands of screaming orks isn't exactly cloak and dagger.

**Torin the Wayfarer**

I think i would have to say khorne i mean seriously, doesn't he have an indoor voice?

**GeckoOBac**

Yeah I'd say khorne as well... Unmitigated violence for the heck of it? While screaming from the top of your lungs? something as unsubtle as "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"?

I mean, the might as well scream "Unsubtlety for the throne of unsubtleness!" Though they'd probably trip on their tongue doing that

I know I just did

**Chowderhead**

*Snaps finger*

I got it. KHORNE ORKS.

**Ascalam**

Blud fer da Blud God!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaagghhh!

They even have the chain-axes

**DrownedRat117**

A sh*tload of Gaunts.

Big mutant cannibal space raptors with gun hands.

**Stormrider**

Blood Angels, how obtuse of a Chapter do you have to be to have EVERYTHING with blood in the name?

Imagine the Gift Shop at the Blood Angels Chapter Monestary:

"Hi, would you like Blood drop shaped aspirins?" "How about some blood flavored candy or chewing gum?" "Want some blood keychains or blood pencil sharpeners?"

Ridiculous!

**4M2A**

Bloodthirsters- You don't get much more unsubtle than a giant goat faced daemon made of pure rage, that flies at you screaming about how it's going to tear you apart.

**ChiliPowderKeg**

Matt Ward 'nuff said.

**Stormrider**

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Matt Ward 'nuff said.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

**Aspiring Champion**

4M2A wrote:Bloodthirsters- You don't get much more unsubtle than a giant goat faced daemon made of pure rage, that flies at you screaming about how it's going to tear you apart.

A "feth me" moment if I ever saw one.

**Boba Fex**

I'm going to go with the Imperium making all their spaceships look like flying churches.

It's like their department of vehicle design is outsourced from the Vatican...
"Is this good enough, your Holiness?"
"NO! NEEDS MOAR SPIRES, BRASS, AND GARGOYLES!"

**seejay**

Perhaps Marneus Calgar could be in with a shot. He wades into battle armed with two power fists, each of which have a boltgun strapped to the side. Two of the most ridiculous weapons in 40K, in a glorious coming-together of unsubtle ridiculousness.

**gpfunk**

I'd say an ork boy. Not a kommando of course. Just a regular slugga boy.

**WARORK93**

FourCartridge wrote:Baneblade. I win.

Unless its Creed's, then he can sneak it through a line of tall grass.

I'd have to say an Imperator Titan.

**Stormrider**

Boba Fex wrote:I'm going to go with the Imperium making all their spaceships look like flying churches.

It's like their department of vehicle design is outsourced from the Vatican...
"Is this good enough, your Holiness?"
"NO! NEEDS MOAR SPIRES, BRASS, AND GARGOYLES!"

HAHAHAHA

Reminds me of the Spaceball's ship

**R10T**

Samus_aran115 wrote:SPACE MARINES.

/thread

Giant walking suits of armor dressed up in bright colors and vivid patterns, yet they somehow they manage to be stealthy and subtle.

Paint marines camo. It's more fun that way.

NEVER!

**Coyotebreaks**

Bullfrog wrote:Powerfist shirley.

thats what I was thinking.

**Ugavine**

Ork manners

**papathrax**

Creed.

**ghargatuloth**

Imperial Navy