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Sure. It also is more enjoyable to watch. And better written. And better acted. And higher budget. Okay, maybe not that last one.
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
That is a bad movies classic. John Saxon! Also of Enter the Dragon fame.
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I recall, when I was the wee age of 9, going round my best friends house. We both owned Gerbils, and as a pasttime, we'd construct mazes out of VHS boxes for them to play in, hiding treats around it etc etc. Anyways, his dad, gave us a big box of videos for the maze without thinking, and so we began construction. Now nestled in amongst the war films, full metal jacket, Platoon, there were I think two (?) videos, I do believe they were titled 'Flesh Gordon.'
Now, being an unassuming child, I thought nothing of it. It is only now, looking back on it do I realize how close I was to something, very, very smutty.
How about 9 Death of the Ninja
We only had tow things to say about it
As the blond hero and the heroin use a log for cover
David :"Hey look its Ken and Barbie"
and
David: Ninjas were did they com from?
Me: They are just on the wrong Set.
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Wait, is Salute of the Jugger a sequel to Blood of Heroes, or a rename/rerelease?
Because Blood of Heroes is an awesome movie. Heck, I've played Jugging at LARPs. Oops, just outed myself.
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a three bladed sword, of which 2 would shoot from the handle! the only thing cooler would be
if Picard gave the oreder to fire it, and Mal shot them dead defore the blades arrived!
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a three bladed sword, of which 2 would shoot from the handle! the only thing cooler would be
if Picard gave the oreder to fire it, and Mal shot them dead defore the blades arrived!
Another great choice...The Sword and The Sorcerer is one of the best " Sheesh is this goofy...but man is it Great!!" films ever made.
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pretre wrote:Wait, is Salute of the Jugger a sequel to Blood of Heroes, or a rename/rerelease?
Because Blood of Heroes is an awesome movie. Heck, I've played Jugging at LARPs. Oops, just outed myself.
It's got a different title in some countries. Same movie.
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Some of the films listed do not belong in the awful but fun category.
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Pink Flamingos is, relatively speaking, a cinematic classic.
I'll agree with that, Cinematic classic and Worst film ever don't have to be mutually exclusive.
The first time I saw this was on a first date with a girl that was taking a cult films class. I knew what was coming, but really wasn't prepared. WORST FIRST DATE FILM EVER!
We redeemed ourselves by watching Plan 9! If you can find a girl that can appreciate that movie, keep her!
I Love space hunter and metal storm! I also love
I don't know what it is about crappy Sci Fi, but I love it! It's funny, but I don't always think it was mean to be. Must be why I love Zombie movies too!
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So awful that it can't possibly be any worse, but it (sort of) comes full circle by being so incredibly bad that I love it. It's basically impossible to watch with someone who doesn't have a sick sense of humor or who can't see anything funny about bad 80's film-making.
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2011/05/17 11:38:05
Subject: Re: Those awful guilty pleasure movies...
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Hey thats abgreat movie, not awful. Whats Awful is the Michael bay Transformers II. THAT WAS AWFUL.
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Frazzled wrote:Hey thats abgreat movie, not awful. Whats Awful is the Michael bay Transformers II. THAT WAS AWFUL.
Both Michael Bay Transformers were awful. And I hold little hope for the latest installment.
I included the Animated movie simply cos I love showing off how badass Prime is in that movie.
He's a legend.
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2011/05/17 11:58:20
Subject: Re: Those awful guilty pleasure movies...
The original Starship Troopers (movie) is typically viewed as a pretty good satire, much like Robocop, so I'm not sure it deserves to be on this list. Starship Troopers 2 and 3 on the other hand...
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earth-star wrote:
Anpu42 wrote:
earth-star wrote:My awful movie list: Ultraviolet: a movie based on a comic that doesn't exist, also stars milla jovovich.
You got the name wrong, its not Ultraviotel it Ultraviolent
Not sure if troll, or just stupid
Not a Troll, but someone who will watch this movie ove the Godfather any day of the Week. She kills more in one sceane that Topper Harley did in all of Hot Shots 2. I have seen better acting and more belivable stunts in a Muppet Movie. The most Belivable piece of technology was the one that her ride a bike on the sides of biuldings.
The only one to kill more on screen was the guy who pulled the lever on the original Death Star.
I think my name for it is much more than theirs.
Topper Harley \/
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Another great choice...The Sword and The Sorcerer is one of the best " Sheesh is this goofy...but man is it Great!!" films ever made.
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