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[Post New] 2011/07/07 18:12:06
    Subject: Re:Warhammer 40K Haikus - Wake up the poet in you!
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Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






AlmightyWalrus wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:CRASSUSS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is eight syllables... DAMNIT!


Your meme is gone
CRASSUS ARMOURD ASSAULT TRANSP.
Was never that cool
Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
[Post New] 2011/07/07 18:49:00
    Subject: Warhammer 40K Haikus - Wake up the poet in you!
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Made in pl
Screaming Shining Spear




NeoGliwice III

Your haiku sucks
Mine will be almost perfect
You should all stop this
Good things are good,.. so it's good
Keep our city clean.
Report your death to the Department of Expiration
 
   
[Post New] 2011/07/08 01:54:08
    Subject: Warhammer 40K Haikus - Wake up the poet in you!
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Made in us
Calm Celestian




Florida, USA

"Outflanking Baneblades?!?"
"What a tactical genius..."
Only one man: CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!


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Too many men lost!
Sarge is running. Commissar!
Squad morale restored.


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"The entire Eldar
race are deviant witches."
Purge the Heretics!


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Sisters of Battle
Nuns with guns? Bolter Bitches?
She will still kill you


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Born on Catachan
Man of Adamantium
'Iron Hand' Straken


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Heavy Weapons Squad!
Why oh why don't you obey?
Wish you could take vox...


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Mogul Kamir? No!
Rough Riders become much worse
Worst upgrade ever!


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The once was a man from Valhalla
Whose prostitutes made him a balla.
As he said with a grin
As he offered men sin,
"There's no warmer (think of a synonym of cat) 'til Ramallah!"


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Doing 'true' limericks is difficult while still being able to post them on Dakka.

This message was edited 8 times. Last update was at 2011/07/08 02:48:30

There is a fine line between genius and insanity and I colored it in with crayon. 
   
[Post New] 2011/07/08 16:04:06
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Made in gb
The Hammer of Witches





Lincoln, UK

Macok wrote:Your haiku sucks
Mine will be almost perfect
You should all stop this


True, almost perfect
In that the first sentence has
Just four syllables

Who would have thought that
There'd be a corellation.
War and word gamers?
DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
 
   
[Post New] 2011/07/08 16:44:26
    Subject: Warhammer 40K Haikus - Wake up the poet in you!
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Made in gb
Renegade Inquisitor de Marche






Elephant Graveyard

The Lost and the Damned.
Mutations, spikes, and traitors.
So says the Spider.
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
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Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
[Post New] 2011/07/09 03:13:55
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Made in us
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Virginia

Evil Lamp 6 wrote:
Sisters of Battle
Nuns with guns? Bolter Bitches?
She will still kill you


Sisters of Battle
Purge the wicked and xenos
Crazy nuns with guns


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Evil Lamp 6 wrote:
The once was a man from Valhalla
Whose prostitutes made him a balla.
As he said with a grin
As he offered men sin,
"There's no warmer 'til Ramallah!"

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[Post New] 2011/07/10 07:46:54
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Made in us
Assault Kommando





I have these nobs right...
And they all have power claws,
So yeah, you are screwed.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not." 
   
[Post New] 2011/07/27 21:06:52
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Made in us
Pleasure Sacrifice to Slaanesh



Terre Haute, Indiana, USA

A corpse in metal,
Surrounded by reverence,
The God-Emperor.
"We shall give bloody praise to the Lord of Pleasure and sing his name as we dance across the fallen. Follow me my Children, and you shall taste undreamt joys that lie beyond the bonds of the mortal sense."  
   
 
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