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2011/07/12 00:05:14
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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AvatarForm wrote:Albatross wrote:I'm kind of disappointed that no-one has quoted a transcript of what happened last night....
We would, but it may get us permabanned from Dakka... reasons include:
- Dakka is PG13+
- Swearing
- Veiled insults
- Nudity/Pornography
- Obvious trolling
- Speaking nothing about the Mods
- Speaking nothing about Legoburner/Yakface, nothing at all whatsoever, heh heh >.>
- Speaking fo those who have been whacked with the Banhammer
It boils down to Dakka'chan
Do you want to get us killed!?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/07/12 00:16:48
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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Avatar 720 wrote:AvatarForm wrote:Albatross wrote:I'm kind of disappointed that no-one has quoted a transcript of what happened last night....
We would, but it may get us permabanned from Dakka... reasons include:
- Dakka is PG13+
- Swearing
- Veiled insults
- Nudity/Pornography
- Obvious trolling
- Speaking nothing about the Mods
- Speaking nothing about Legoburner/Yakface, nothing at all whatsoever, heh heh >.>
- Speaking fo those who have been whacked with the Banhammer
It boils down to Dakka'chan
Do you want to get us killed!?
EAT YOUR BREAKFAST!!!
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 MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies) 
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is 
But we're not that bad... are we? 
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2011/07/12 00:17:50
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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we are all insane in there O_o
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/12 01:38:07
Subject: Re:DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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A brief selection of tonight's, ahem, 'action':
[2:03] assbatrass: Who's a nazi?
[2:04] jblack: me apparently
[2:04] da_forever: NASSZI?
[2:04] lordklimino: i stopped clicking links when they got gay.i dont even click my own.
[2:04] purpleass: i don't think they like the fancy brethren
[2:04] lordklimino: nazi = jblack
[2:04] assbatrass: I bet you click it good
[2:04] moodiomofdooth: why
[2:04] jblack: 
[2:04] purpleass: come on klimino
[2:04] lordklimino: no
[2:04] purpleass: man up and click the links
[2:04] assbatrass: How is he a nazi?
[2:04] jblack: im a good citizen
[2:07] assbatrass: I make them into soup
[2:07] purpleass: pants soup
[2:07] assbatrass: and drink it
[2:07] jblack: soup pants
[2:07] da_forever: Ass pants soup?
[2:07] assbatrass: feel it warming my cockles
[2:07] jblack: in my ass
[2:07] lordklimino: i bet this is albas GF.
[2:07] moodiomofdooth: pants soup
[2:07] jblack: isn't alba married?
[2:07] assbatrass: nope
[2:07] jblack: but you have a kid?
[2:08] assbatrass: but I have this chick that I rape every now and then
[2:08] assbatrass: lol
[2:08] da_forever: they dont always go together
[2:08] jblack: lol
[2:08] lordklimino: ....he is just a gay pervert,nothing else.
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/07/12 01:40:48
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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AvatarForm wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:AvatarForm wrote:Albatross wrote:I'm kind of disappointed that no-one has quoted a transcript of what happened last night....
We would, but it may get us permabanned from Dakka... reasons include:
- Dakka is PG13+
- Swearing
- Veiled insults
- Nudity/Pornography
- Obvious trolling
- Speaking nothing about the Mods
- Speaking nothing about Legoburner/Yakface, nothing at all whatsoever, heh heh >.>
- Speaking fo those who have been whacked with the Banhammer
It boils down to Dakka'chan
Do you want to get us killed!?
EAT YOUR BREAKFAST!!!
...Touché, sir.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/07/12 01:43:27
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Fancy brethren ftw...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/12 01:44:11
Subject: Re:DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Veteran ORC
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I'm now afraid :(
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2011/07/12 01:44:32
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Slef.. just Slef man
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/07/12 01:51:31
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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This thread should be stickied in the OT forum
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MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is
But we're not that bad... are we?
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2011/07/12 01:52:43
Subject: Re:DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Albatross wrote:
A brief selection of tonight's, ahem, 'action':
[2:03] assbatrass: Who's a nazi?
[2:04] jblack: me apparently
[2:04] da_forever: NASSZI?
[2:04] lordklimino: i stopped clicking links when they got gay.i dont even click my own.
[2:04] purpleass: i don't think they like the fancy brethren
[2:04] lordklimino: nazi = jblack
[2:04] assbatrass: I bet you click it good
[2:04] moodiomofdooth: why
[2:04] jblack:
[2:04] purpleass: come on klimino
[2:04] lordklimino: no
[2:04] purpleass: man up and click the links
[2:04] assbatrass: How is he a nazi?
[2:04] jblack: im a good citizen
[2:07] assbatrass: I make them into soup
[2:07] purpleass: pants soup
[2:07] assbatrass: and drink it
[2:07] jblack: soup pants
[2:07] da_forever: Ass pants soup?
[2:07] assbatrass: feel it warming my cockles
[2:07] jblack: in my ass
[2:07] lordklimino: i bet this is albas GF.
[2:07] moodiomofdooth: pants soup
[2:07] jblack: isn't alba married?
[2:07] assbatrass: nope
[2:07] jblack: but you have a kid?
[2:08] assbatrass: but I have this chick that I rape every now and then
[2:08] assbatrass: lol
[2:08] da_forever: they dont always go together
[2:08] jblack: lol
[2:08] lordklimino: ....he is just a gay pervert,nothing else.
Wow you didn't even use spoilers that's particularity bold of you. 
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2011/07/12 01:54:36
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Its alby he does what he wants
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/07/12 02:05:32
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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DA's Forever wrote:Its alby he does what he wants
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2011/07/12 02:14:02
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Alby needs to stop torrenting pron...
.... so many dc's
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 1500pts
Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
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2011/07/12 02:16:28
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Yeah he was hardly there at all
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/07/12 02:21:54
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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we need more order in there...
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/12 02:23:57
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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No, we need less order
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/07/12 02:24:54
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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DA's Forever wrote:No, we need less order
it be a big mess of jumbled up nothin in there 
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/12 02:35:55
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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That's why it's fun...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/12 02:37:34
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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purplefood wrote:That's why it's fun...
true....til you cant even post without just jumping off the bar and cant tell whats happening at all.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/12 02:54:17
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:That's why it's fun...
true....til you cant even post without just jumping off the bar and cant tell whats happening at all.
Who needs to tell when you can just jump?
Remember... not why? why not?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/12 03:00:09
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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<no thanks ! >
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/12 04:18:17
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Savage Minotaur
Chicago
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meow
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2011/07/12 06:13:18
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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lord commissar klimino wrote:DA's Forever wrote:No, we need less order
it be a big mess of jumbled up nothin in there
Like a giraffe on a bouncy castle?
Or an exploded squid?
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MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is
But we're not that bad... are we?
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2011/07/12 06:15:57
Subject: DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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AvatarForm wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:DA's Forever wrote:No, we need less order
it be a big mess of jumbled up nothin in there
Like a giraffe on a bouncy castle?
Or an exploded squid?
combine both and add in zebras getting tattoos and your correct.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/12 06:36:11
Subject: Re:DakkaDakka Unofficial TinyChat
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Fascinating, no really, as this has been, we don't really need a thread that pretty much offers a summary of events that are happening elsewhere. People can always sign up if they so desire.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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