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That has got to be... THE BEST FRIGGEN BATREP I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!.... lol great battle report guys ;D

King, I have to say, I cannot for the life of me comprehend why you didn't get that fruious charge in there....you could have rolled sol off the table.

Skalk Bloodaxe wrote:This reminded me of Calvin and Hobbes playing Calvinball. And no, that isn't a compliment.

You WISH it was more like Calvinball, because Calvinball is epic!

It seemed like a really fun game, just not really take pictures and post online kind of fun game. Kind of like strip clubs, maybe fun ok, but don't post pictures of it for everyone to see...

What there are stripping Proxies in this game??? Why didn't anyone tell me? KC this should have been mentioned in the report as it makes it NSFW!

Ashrag wrote:What there are stripping Proxies in this game??? Why didn't anyone tell me? KC this should have been mentioned in the report as it makes it NSFW!

If there would have been some stripping, he would not have missed the camo mini in the terrain. That was way past modeling for advantage and I would have punched him in the face for that.

I would have loved to have seen that Stompa you had outside under the table put into action... maybe next batrep?

Oh old leaky? Yea hes not ready yet, I decided to leave him in the elements so he gets that NATURAL weathered look. So far, its been 2 years in constant outside conditions, and hes still bright green. Maybe going plastic was a bad idea. *shrugs*



Well Im appalled at some of your responses! Poor proxy? Rules mix ups? So many exclamation points? Come now, we did no rules mistakes, even though we did mess up rules, they were spot fething on! And the proxies? They were exactly the same size of the units the were being proxied for! And consistant even. My boyz were all match sticks, w/green heads even! My dreads, were all the same size, every one of them. Sols, BWs were bang on as well, and they even had removable wargear options!


You lot have become spoiled! A bunch of spoiled, bratty, mat ward hating, egotistical, monstrously over weight, bad hair, flakes in the coffee, cold pizza eating, dirty clothes wearing, gakky car driving, money wasted on the cold pizza, poor eye sight, didnt go to the prom because you cant dance, head lice infested, small footed, empty mail box owning, white dwarf supporting, cant talk unless its text or emailed, less then 10 people on your speed dial, friend abusing, feeling hurting, bunch of thugged out, to big for your hats, fork for ice cream using, bad taste in music which is worse because your obviously deaf when reading aloud gamers Ive ever saw! And Ill be honest........my feelings....are hurt

This batrep reminded me of Gargamel's tiresome and fruitless schemes to kill and catch smurfs, which any normal person could have accomplished in 5 minutes..... God I hate smurfs...




This bat rep could also be compared to poor Wylee Coyote's pointless attempts to catch and kill that fast annoying bird....

Ok, you have to win some sort of gamer award for this.

Oh, come on. Soladrin did fairly well, but it wasn't good enough to win an award. I doubt there even are awards for 40k game winning.

shrike wrote:Oh, come on. Soladrin did fairly well, but it wasn't good enough to win an award. I doubt there even are awards for 40k game winning.

Yes there is. We all know whoever wins any GW sponsored event gets to help Mat Ward write a Special Character in the Next Codex. No proof Reading or Questions asked.

The only tactical error I could find in this game is that KingCracker should probably have predicted a switch to Charizard, and made an all or nothing gamble with his CB Tyranitar's Stone Edge.

Or he could have made better use of his trap card.

This Battle Rep and everyone's comments has made my night :') and probably deserves to be read again.

Seems legit.

Those rokkit orks were the nuts!1!!
Though the PK nobs were screwed up...

Also, you can lead off with taco's from taco bell and not proxy orks with salsa verde packs. They are green and say funny things, and they bleed green blood. FOR SHAME!

forruner_mercy wrote:Funny match, due to your drawings and your proxying models

Much agreed. I still need to look at the battle report, I was looking at all the pretty pictures! Epic proxies are epic
Must have been challenging trying to remember all the rules and stuff, but it sounds like you got most of it and still had fun playing anyways!