I hate my Girlfriend's dog

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**DIDM**

Howard A Treesong wrote:
DIDM wrote:anyone who treats their dog better than their own kids

I don't really see the evidence for this from the OP though.

he strait up says that she treats the dog better

**KingCracker**

To the OP - I seriously, with every ounce of my being, fething HATE dogs. Im glad theres so many of them today, because when the APOC really happens, Im going to enjoy eating scores of the foul beasts for dinner. Im with you man, just wait till the owner is sleeping, and kill that fething thing while youve still got the chance. And do it as brutally as possible. Infact, make it look like a botched robbery, and that precious little gak got caught in a crack fiends crack rage

**Phototoxin**

Give it chocolate... the dark stuff... high amounts of thingybobimol that is poisonous?

**KingCracker**

No way, they'll smell it on its breath, just give it some dranO thatll teach that damn dog

**Frazzled**

MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Moartiki wrote:Hey everybody, Im raging right now and I seriously need to get this off my chest. I don't know why but this infuriates me to no end. People who treat dogs like humans, or in this case better than humans, her own children in fact. Now honestly, I love animals, but this sort of thing I find insane and completely illogical. I know a woman, (not naming names) who has a maltese/poodle Mix dog that's about 2 years old, and it causes me to rage so bad. Every morning they have the same routine, which sometimes I become a part of, so I'll share this experience with you.

Everymorning during the week this is what the morning ride consists of.

-get in small blue car
people in car include: myself, my girlfriend,her two sisters, and her mom. along with the dog.
-drive to pick up 2nd dog to take to the veterinary hospital in which my gf and her mom works, also where the eldest sister gets off to do God knows what.
-drop younger sister off at highschool.
- arrive at my Gf's work. thats it.

Normally this would be no problem, but that dog they have.... it burns me up inside. Every stop we approach the dog starts going Apesh*t, barking, crying and the highest possible volume, its so horrible, I feel like throwing that Dog out the window, or Vulkan neck pinch it lol.

Now with other families and dogs, I assume, it would be easy to just yell at the dog or something and train it to shut the hell up and settle down, but not with this family. For reals the mom treats the dog with more respect than her own children, one false remark or action about her dog and its like you murdered the dog right in front of her. So as you can imagine the frustration I feel when I can't do much about it, and the dog is just allowed to yap constantly.

well thanks for giving me a chance to vent it really has been bothering me despite my efforts to ignore it.

How would you Handle this situation?
Is there ways to disable/subdue the dog and its anxiety outside of killing or destroying this dog? lol

And have you guys experienced and or experiencing something like this? I'd like to hear what you guys think and how you deal with it.

Thanks again everybody

,Moartiki

So you're the 'sleepover boyfriend', you show up at mom's house, lurch about, presumably eat their food and then stick your devil in her daughter each night (if you can muster the effort...) and then this woman actually drives you around and you have the blind fething audacity to complain about her animal making too much noise as you're being chauffeur-driven about the town?!?

You shiftless loafer.

Perhaps find something worthy of whining about in your life. You do seem to have a natural talent for it.

I didn't catch that. You're completely correct. The OP needs a serious provolone beatdown. For the sanctity or retaining any shred of honor, you must immediately do the right thing and kill yourself via whippy stick.

**Howard A Treesong**

DIDM wrote:
Howard A Treesong wrote:
DIDM wrote:anyone who treats their dog better than their own kids

I don't really see the evidence for this from the OP though.

he strait up says that she treats the dog better

LOL.

Yes I know he says that, but otherwise there's nothing to indicate this is actually the case given the description. After all, the woman is running a free taxi service for him and all the daughters which seems pretty generous.

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

Maltese, best breed ever. Most I've met are naturally not yappy in the slightest. The way you punish them is by ignoring them for about a minute, then they walk up to you and roll over to submit. Super cuddly and playful at times, the perfect balance IMO for a lap dog.

**Acegermanshepard**

Phototoxin wrote:Give it chocolate... the dark stuff... high amounts of thingybobimol that is poisonous?

Acctuailly drinking chocolate is the best. But dark chocolate is 2nd best then milk then white.

**Iur_tae_mont**

Two options

1) Deal with it.

2) Break up with her.

Is the girl worth dealing with the dog? Yes? Option 1. No? Option 2.

It's not your dog and you have no right to do anything to "Subdue" or "Disable" the dog.

Part of growing up is dealing with gak we don't like. If you don't like it, leave the girl.

**Jihadin**

Part of growing up is dealing with gak we don't like. If you don't like it, leave the girl.

Unless its that good...

**Frazzled**

So why is mom cheuffering your loser ass around in the first place? Back in my day no self respecting girl would ever go out with a boy with no car.

**nectarprime**

OP, one day you will have more important things to complain about than some yippy dog.

Also, get a car and/or job.

**Cheesecat**

Jihadin wrote:My two knuckleheads

Just whatever you do....resist any urges if you drive near cliffs

I can add that to my exceptions of small dogs I like along with wishbone dogs.

**Iur_tae_mont**

nectarprime wrote:OP, one day you will have more important things to complain about than some yippy dog.

Also, get a car and/or job.

Frazzled wrote:So why is mom cheuffering your loser ass around in the first place? Back in my day no self respecting girl would ever go out with a boy with no car.

You have to know how to drive said car too.

I've caught the attention of a few girls since I've graduated and got a better job, but this is how it goes down....

Girl: So what kind of Car do you drive?

Me: I own a 92 Ford Ranger

Girl: I love a man who drives a truck!

Me: Yea.... About that....

I have a good excuse though. Learning to drive sucks when you have no Depth Perception. >.>

**Moartiki**

MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Moartiki wrote:Hey everybody, Im raging right now and I seriously need to get this off my chest. I don't know why but this infuriates me to no end. People who treat dogs like humans, or in this case better than humans, her own children in fact. Now honestly, I love animals, but this sort of thing I find insane and completely illogical. I know a woman, (not naming names) who has a maltese/poodle Mix dog that's about 2 years old, and it causes me to rage so bad. Every morning they have the same routine, which sometimes I become a part of, so I'll share this experience with you.

Everymorning during the week this is what the morning ride consists of.

-get in small blue car
people in car include: myself, my girlfriend,her two sisters, and her mom. along with the dog.
-drive to pick up 2nd dog to take to the veterinary hospital in which my gf and her mom works, also where the eldest sister gets off to do God knows what.
-drop younger sister off at highschool.
- arrive at my Gf's work. thats it.

Normally this would be no problem, but that dog they have.... it burns me up inside. Every stop we approach the dog starts going Apesh*t, barking, crying and the highest possible volume, its so horrible, I feel like throwing that Dog out the window, or Vulkan neck pinch it lol.

Now with other families and dogs, I assume, it would be easy to just yell at the dog or something and train it to shut the hell up and settle down, but not with this family. For reals the mom treats the dog with more respect than her own children, one false remark or action about her dog and its like you murdered the dog right in front of her. So as you can imagine the frustration I feel when I can't do much about it, and the dog is just allowed to yap constantly.

well thanks for giving me a chance to vent it really has been bothering me despite my efforts to ignore it.

How would you Handle this situation?
Is there ways to disable/subdue the dog and its anxiety outside of killing or destroying this dog? lol

And have you guys experienced and or experiencing something like this? I'd like to hear what you guys think and how you deal with it.

Thanks again everybody

,Moartiki

So you're the 'sleepover boyfriend', you show up at mom's house, lurch about, presumably eat their food and then stick your devil in her daughter each night (if you can muster the effort...) and then this woman actually drives you around and you have the blind fething audacity to complain about her animal making too much noise as you're being chauffeur-driven about the town?!?

You shiftless loafer.

Perhaps find something worthy of whining about in your life. You do seem to have a natural talent for it.

Ouch that hurt, now let me explain more, Im seriously not one of those loser boyfriends that takes and takes from the family and mooches off of them. She only takes me along with them because the mom wouldnt have to drop me off anywhere different, I go to her work (veterinary clinic, not a stripclub lol) and just walk to my grandmas house which is about 20 minutes away. where I then go to college. Also, by the off chance the mom actually gives me a ride somewhere, I always pay for gas and such. Kinda funny how it seems people would think of me as that lazy boyfriend you would see on Maury or Jerry springer lol. I work, buy my own things,Im usually the one buying her presents, and paying for things when we go out, not to mention actual groceries for her home and to be honest I do the most work in our relationship when it comes to getting around with rides and such until I buy my own car.

Now when it comes to the dog, its usually pretty quiet around the house,except when it comes to strangers coming around. But in the car it always tends to start freaking out from Anxiety which apparently the dog has.

When it comes to my girlfriend and my relationship, I wouldnt give it up for the world, she seriously is like...perfect for me atleast, and it would be dumb to throw it away for a dog.
I appreciate every single thing they do for me, but I just needed to get this frustration with the dog and morning car rides off of my chest. Thankyou dakka for that opportunity

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nectarprime wrote:OP, one day you will have more important things to complain about than some yippy dog.

Also, get a car and/or job.

I have a Job as a Chef and a Dietary aide at a Skilled Nursing facility. its just a matter of time and saving before I could get my own car, already have my Learners permit as well, but need the car itself to learn to drive and get my own license, since my own parents refuse to teach me until we get insurance on our 2nd car which we are still paying off.

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Ma55ter_fett wrote:

Seeing as you lady friend works at a veterinary hospital the chances of your coming into frequent contact with the more audible members of the canine species are very good. Resign yourself to this or move on.

She actually gets as frustrated as I do with the dog, along with her other 2 sisters, but the mom will not allow them to do anything about it.

**Necroshea**

Op, just leave. I don't know the extent of your situation, but get a cheap apartment, and a bicycle, and start from scratch. The way you make it sound things are extremely stressful. You can't let this poison your life.

**Moartiki**

Necroshea wrote:Op, just leave. I don't know the extent of your situation, but get a cheap apartment, and a bicycle, and start from scratch. The way you make it sound things are extremely stressful. You can't let this poison your life.

Only real stressor in this relationship is the dog in the morning, which when driving I'll usually just ignore and keep my frustration to my self, I dont physically yell at the dog or do anything.

@subduing/disabling the dog, that was just a joke, I really just wanted to see if there were anyways to calm the dog down during the car drive when it has its "episodes"

I'm 19, Live with parents, I work and outside of financial aide I'm paying for everything, I think Im doing pretty well for someone my age considering everyone else. I truly believe Im not this dead beat some of you think I am.

**Frazzled**

Rodney the wonder wiener dog has opined that dogs believe in tangible friendship. Very small dog treats miught do wanders to calm the dog.

**KingCracker**

Peanutbutter in its mouth will keep it quiet for awhile, and its a nice treat

**Frazzled**

Dogs go berserk for peanut butter

**Moartiki**

@Kingcracker, Frazzled,

/MaximumFacepalm I can't believe I've never done/tried that before with the dog treats, I'll gladly take that whippy stick and end it now haha.

I'll give it a shot next time, and I'll let you guys know how it went.

**KingCracker**

I worked with a guy that everyone called Peanut Butter, and he was very quiet, and he ate PB all the damn time. Coincidence? I think not

**Frazzled**

Moartiki wrote:@Kingcracker, Frazzled,

/MaximumFacepalm I can't believe I've never done/tried that before with the dog treats, I'll gladly take that whippy stick and end it now haha.

I'll give it a shot next time, and I'll let you guys know how it went.

Remember small treats or PBand J bits as dogs gobble. Instead of the whole thing at once just a little nip at a time. It might work.

**CT GAMER**

Post a picture of girlfriend.

It is impossible to suggest best course of action without it.

**Cheesecat**

CT GAMER wrote:Post a picture of girlfriend.

It is impossible to suggest best course of action without it.

Wow, Dakka's gotten real creepy lately.

**CT GAMER**

Cheesecat wrote:
CT GAMER wrote:Post a picture of girlfriend.

It is impossible to suggest best course of action without it.

Wow, Dakka's gotten real creepy lately.

The point was if she is super hot then deal with it. The dog will die sooner or later. etc.

**Cheesecat**

CT GAMER wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
CT GAMER wrote:Post a picture of girlfriend.

It is impossible to suggest best course of action without it.

Wow, Dakka's gotten real creepy lately.

The point was if she is super hot then deal with it. The dog will die sooner or later. etc.

Sounds about right.

**warpcrafter**

Introduce that dog to Nancy Leider. That will shut up any dog.

**LunaHound**

Melissia wrote:As much as I hate dogs (and I do), I still have to cringe at the suggestions of animal cruelty (intentionally running them over? geeze!) in this thread.

How can anyone dislike or hate dogs!????????
thats extra heretical!

**Necroshea**

I'll never bribe a dog to be nice, leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Either a dog is nice and thus good, or a dog is mean/annoying and thus bad.