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**Cyporiean**

Kroothawk wrote:
Cyporiean wrote:Lamb Orange would be good..

Do you need a special Firebrush for that?

Just include a flammable component into that mixture

**notprop**

I heard if you order today they will throw in a set of paint agitators shaped like Matt Ward's head.*

* - WARNING Matt Ward head agitators may be too big for some paint bottles and can on occasion change the colour of paint without warning for something upto 11, over 9000 or blood red.

**Asherian Command**

Few I thought you were going to announce the end of the off--topic forum.
Otherwise I'll take 20 of them

**Kid_Kyoto**

Dez wrote:Dark Angles Green
Blood Angles Red

Sign me up for both.

**marmaduke**

What

No "Complainers Camo"

I was so looking forward to "Roasted Marine Red"

also i doubt Marine is trademarked

**btemple0**

This just in, as an additional incentive, if you show us your empty wallet from buying multiple finecost models with various flaws, we will include a paint conversion chart that shows the similarities between the paints you get, and the paints available from other companies.

**weetyskemian44**

I would love to see something actually painted with these new paints, then I will have an opinion - but I already love the names

**timetowaste85**

Kroothawk wrote:Some more:
Truecolour Ultramarine
Sororitas Blood Red
Gak Brown
Chaos Tau Black
Uplifting Primer

Yeah, but you can only use Sororitas Blood Red for a single week each month, unless using it on Grey Knights.

**SickSix**

This one is actually funny. Good show.

And how about:
Last Edition Tan
Overpowered Silvery

**Anpu-adom**

Here's my color list:

Alpharius Warsh (For all of your Warshing needs)
Waaagh_Gonads Fuzz (A technical paint that adds texture)
Frazzled Pink
malfred red
Kilkrazy Yellow (A yellow that screams, "Kill")
Gwar! Green
Kanluwen Illumen (A white so white that it produces light rather than reflects it)
nosferatu black
Melissia Purple
H.B.M.C. Rotational Paint (Paint that rotates on the model)
LunaHound Gray
Mannahnin Blue
KingCracker Cheese
Yakface yellow
insaniak orange

**RiTides**

I like your Kanluwen suggestion! Mine was going to be "Kan Wall Grey" or the like, but this is better

**DAWARBOSS**

hmmm... posted on the first of april, april fools day...
*Skeptical Face*

**Just Dave**

Nicely done. Particularly favourites are Grey_Death and misspelt brwon.

Weheardyoulikeyouracronyms yellow?

Pleasepostinanormalcolour grey?

Off topic red?

**AgeOfEgos**

Procrastinating Primer
"It's pretty humid out, better wait until next weekend before I start these"

**RiTides**

Wow, I must have that one already

**Kanluwen**

Have it?

Steve--that's your formula!

(Not that I can cast any stones, of course...)

**weetyskemian44**

Ahh the penny drops...

**Ma55ter_fett**

I'll take a dozen

**Crazy_Carnifex**

MEQ Multi-use: Changes colour to match whatever army you are playing as this week!

**RiTides**

That reminds me of the "Horse of a Different Color" from Wizard of Oz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN75xqpqCGE

Thank goodness no such paint exists, though! Would exacerbate an already widespread problem...

**LooT**

Vanilla Marines Vanilla: A yellowish paint that paints well onto all MEQ models, and smells like everyone's favourite ice cream!

The Kaldor Draigo: A paint that spreads on the model so viciously that nobody knows what it actually looks like. All we know is, it will leave a permanent mark on your heart

Notes: Vanilla Marine Vanilla tastes like Ice Cream, but is more expensive. Not to be used as an after dinner dessert.

Any Mortarions must stay away from the Kaldor Draigo. Is known to have sharper textures around Mortarions.

**Johnny-Crass**

Double Post Primer
Rule 1 Wash
Flamewar Red

**killykavekommando**

If these weren't an April fools joke, I would so buy these.
What about scouter eye green?

**Johnny-Crass**

Sinking Feeling Black
Gitsplitta Green
Chowderhead Grey

**Happygrunt**

The one I want the most is FineCoat. It add's realistic battle damage to your models. Too bad it is the most expensive paint.

**Just Dave**

Eyed Scout Golden?

**Falleen9**

Is it going to enable me to use my fingers to paint my minis? I'd love that!

**Ouze**

I lulzed pretty hard at this; great job on the names.

**Adam LongWalker**

killykavekommando wrote:If these weren't an April fools joke, I would so buy these.
What about scouter eye green?

Definitely. If it was for real, I would have forked out serious money for the Dakka Cause!

**Kroothawk**

New line of magnetic paints. Just magnetize your miniature, apply magnetic paint. If you don't like the current paint job, just take it off and paint anew. No more stripping paint!

Oh, and by someone else in a different thread: Ultra Maroon.