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**Norn King**

I'm the guy who sits in the corner, not troubling anyone, then BAM! makes a joke and everyone laughs. Then i go sit back in the corner.

**Henners91**

At my wargaming club people say I do the best paintjobs; but they're not much above tabletop standards. I'd say I am greatly assisted by the fact that most people painted their armies when they were young or don't put much time into their work.

But when it comes to gaming? I am the useless noob. This is despite me having 'played' for three years. I really do just prefer painting. My skills are so bad that when I play GKs, the joke goes around that I must've been the guy who play-tested them and declared them balanced - I am the only person in the world who can possibly lose as GKs

Ofc I think they lend GKs far too much beef, but it's funny nevertheless...

**MeanGreenStompa**

azazel the cat wrote:I'm the handsome guy.

...that's a role, right?

In all great teams.

**Quintinus**

Aerethan wrote:The guy with a wife.

/joke

ummm, I guess I'm the questioner of GW's logic. I don't bash them per se, but I openly question a lot of their decisions.
I think I'm also the only one who plays HE.

I just noticed that you live in Lake Forest, where do you play?

Haha, I'm the guy who starts almost every sentence with "back in the older editions" and has a lot of models that are older than my opponents. I'm also the really loud guy who cracks jokes.

Brb, gonna go nostalgia
-Vladsimpaler

**happygolucky**

Im probably considered the slightly annoying guy who asks people who is winning on turn 1

...

**Ma55ter_fett**

Vell, I'm just zis guy, you know?

**A Town Called Malus**

Ma55ter_fett wrote:Vell, I'm just zis guy, you know?

Is that you, Gag Halfrunt?

**Benamint**

The new kid who is living off Ramen and painting money since all his money goes into BL novels, 40k, and WHFB.... oh and that college thing

Other than that I guess you could just call me "the student" because I am always trying to learn more about anything wargamin related. Painting, modelling, strategy, list building, and fluff. I love it all!

**IHateNids**

happygolucky wrote:Im probably considered the slightly annoying guy who asks people who is winning on turn 1 ...

forget turn 1, he asks in deployment

I'm the guy who always rolls 1 under what I needed to roll.

Acording to the link posted earlier I'm in phase 4c with phase 2 attributes ie I really want to win

**Ma55ter_fett**

A Town Called Malus wrote:
Ma55ter_fett wrote:Vell, I'm just zis guy, you know?

Is that you, Gag Halfrunt?

<---- Obviously not, the names Fett, Ma55ter_fett

But internet hugs all the same

**captain collius**

I AM TERMINATOR CHEESE!!!!!!!

**poda_t**

I would be the guy that shows his face once in a while, asks a lot of annoying questions and wastes a lot of time but always buys something.

**Azure**

The rarely seen Necron man. I am the only one who plays the army at my local store, and while I do attend events, it is in a very erratic pattern,

I also dress extremely formally in colors that match my army, turquoise button down shirt and grey pants

**The Mad Tanker**

Play more with my gaming group then at our FLGS. In the group I the Imperium Treadhead Fanboy

**Capitansolstice**

I think Im that guy that doesn't know the rules, doesn't go much, but when he does, the store comes alive

**madman12367**

I am the guy who is a little annoying and a power gamer, when I think myself I'm not, but that's just awkward old me

**raincity**

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**Jihadnik**

I got told I am in the Evil Warlord phase...but I think I am just misunderstood....

Besides...

I'LL MAKE THEM PAY!!!

**Brother-Captain Scotti**

In my gaming group I am the 'the guy who rolls way below average', 'the painter' and now 'the guy who blows up land raiders with rhinos'

**rockerbikie**

I'm the fanboy who makes lucky rolls.

**IHateNids**

Brother-Captain Scotti wrote:'the guy who blows up land raiders with rhinos'

How on earth did you manage that?

**Sonyca**

I'm the guy who everyone thinks is unstopable, i had a 3 army game with some friends last friday and they both teamed up against me and i still won

**Talarn Blackshard**

I am the casual sportsman gamer. I like to play with the models I enjoy buying/modelling/painting and playing a game. So, a lot of the time I may get 1-up'd by the competitive gamers, but I make a good showing most games.

Right now im the "in between projects with no hobby space pending a house purchase" guy.

**Dayvuni**

I'm new to the hobby, (started in August 2011) I play simple space marines, I wish to take up a new army but it is so expensive I'm going to stick to marines for a while. I feel I am more respected that the other hobbyists, I paint decent and of one chapter the Vulcan Legion I started on my own, (not slobbering as many different colors of paints on my guys as possible like some other people I know). And dont buy all I can and never paint any like other people. So I guess I'm the "noob".

**Dr. Temujin**

Just started out as the noob who watches whatever's on the tv. I also seem to be one of the few necron players around.

**Dravenguild**

I have had myself described in a lot of terms, ranging from "Veteran" "Iron Warriors Guy" "Scary dude" "Walking Compendium" and "Cheater who rolls too good" (All in good hearted merriment though).

I love my FLGS

**Poppabear**

I'm the 18 Year old competitive noob Dwarf player that everyone loves and adores. I love talking Strategy, Tactics, painting etc and just general hobby stuff ;D.

**timetowaste85**

I'm the dark, evil love-spawn of your mom and Batman, hiding in the shadows, taking peoples' minis and 'fixing' them with better paint jobs...

(actually, I do this to a friend often-he usually appreciates it though)

Actually, back when I worked in a game store I was the go-to warhammer guy (nobody else working there knew/knows how to play) so I ran the tourneys, set the comp rules, suggested purchases and what weapons were best served on which squads. Got lots of sales that way, and quite often ran discounts on large purchases that I felt deserved it, then just told the boss after. Something about forgiveness, rather than permission-he always agreed though, so no biggie at the time.

**anton**

I geuss I am a noob in some senses as I have only played warhammer for 3 years but I have read EVERY codex and the warhammer 40k rule book and memorized it so when I go round my flgs I always get pulled into rule disputes. I geuss I am a decent player as I have never lost at my flgs or at home. so to sum it up I am a "lucky rolling noob rule lawyer" if that would work...

**Eilif**

My clubmates and I are only in our 30's, but we're definitely the old-school vets. We're the guys in the corner playing games no one has heard of with figures that most folks have never seen, and no one would ever confuse the laid-back-carnage in our games with "competitive" wargaming.

I've never asked, but regulars would probably think of us in the same group as the weekly FoW gamers. Though we play mostly fantasy and Sci-Fi games, we are most like the FoW gamers in that we only play with painted minis and we aren't in the shop more than once a week. The Warmachines, WFB and 40k, crowds typically are around more often, but only have an average of 1/3 painted minis (I've checked).