How would your life look like if you had Space Marine implants?

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**Psienesis**

I'd turn my intellect and long life towards actually developing bolters and power armor. Then I would become an actual Space Marine, and would go around putting an end to troublesome "hot spots" on the globe.

Especially things like this militia uprising going on in Nevada. I would probably kill half of them with my fists, simply because it's the most demoralizing to the on-lookers, that all their hunting rifles and handguns are completely ineffectual while I punch my armored fists through fools' chests.

**Agent_Tremolo**

I'll have some trouble getting into my tiny Skôda, let alone driving it, so I'll have to find another way to commute. Like a Hummer. Or a tank.

**jhe90**

Hummer might do, that or a super duty pickup.

At least you'd never ever face as jar opyou cannot open.

**Instinctual**

flukezor wrote:
Instinctual wrote:
I would go the MD / PHD route and become an uber Apothecary by reverse engineering myself. Grab doctorates in everything I was even mildly interested in, get hands on xp for as long as they'd let me in any field I found relevant to my next goal.

Cure cancer, learn how to regenerate limbs, basically help brind about Humanity V2.0.

Then, spread all that goodness around the world and bring everyone up to their best, and generally improve humanity as much as possible so we could all proceed to Space Age uber tech.

Then off to the stars, Final Frontier here I come

So you're going on a different path to becoming the Emperor?

Exactly

**Lobokai**

I'll leave this here

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See, height, rib cage that lets you breath, etc

**Freman Bloodglaive**

I think he's exaggerating the weight a bit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_players_in_National_Basketball_Association_history

This gives a list of players about 7 and a half feet and they're between 200 and 300 pounds.

I could see Marines being between 400 and 500 pounds at that height.

**the shrouded lord**

I'd become a pirate. then, when I have enough money, I would hire japan to make me terminator armour and a twin-linked pistol.
problem?

**the ancient**

Would make fire fighting easier. A huge truck to ride around on.
Smoke, poisonous fumes, no problem.
Burns, a thing of the past with rapid healing and FNP.
And the big bonus, Id still get to swing a axe.

**SirSertile**

jhe90 wrote:
Hummer might do, that or a super duty pickup.

At least you'd never ever face as jar opyou cannot open.

You'd just get some glass shards all in your hands. So sad.