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**NoPoet**

I hate it when female friends say they see me purely as a friend when they're sober, but when they are lonely, drunk or horny they imply they see me as something more.

Although that gives me the tremendously empowering satisfaction of saying "No thanks, we're friends remember?"

**sing your life**

I hate it when a giant Squig Dragon swoops down trying to make off with my Fish and Chip tea.

**KaptinBadrukk**

I hate it when nothing weatherwise happens

**snurl**

IHIW it rains on weekends in October.

**KaptinBadrukk**

I hate it when a teacher is not there.

**snurl**

IHIW snowmen put their rainbows in the dishwasher.

**KaptinBadrukk**

I hate it when spam

**sing your life**

I hate it when my alarm clock is infected by Ork Spores

**snurl**

IHIW Sigmarites leave phamplets in my screen door.

**KaptinBadrukk**

I hate it when Brunt says 'DON'T SHOOT!!!!!!! I SURRENDER!!!!' but a Jem'Hadar shoots him anyway.

**sing your life**

IHIW it rains a lot in the daytime.

**KaptinBadrukk**

I hate it when storms speed up and go extratropical.

**snurl**

IHIW the horse dies in quicksand.

**sing your life**

IHIW I have to get up, but don't want to.

**KaptinBadrukk**

I hate it when I go to school for a pep rally.

**snurl**

IHIW i forget important details.

**sing your life**

IHIW someone says AOS is good.

**KaptinBadrukk**

I hate it when nobody asks for an INSANE army list

**snurl**

IHIW i have an away game, and have to pack a ton of crap.

**sing your life**

IHIW when Olives are really salty.

**snurl**

IHIW the band quits early.

**sing your life**

IHIW the 15mm British I bought might actually be useless.

**snurl**

IHIW the trash is full.

**KaptinBadrukk**

I hate it when I eat chicken with no barbecue sauce.

**DevoutGuardsman**

IHIW Slaaneshi daemons crawl out of my monitor.

**snurl**

IHiW nobody seems to rake their leaves but me.

**KaptinBadrukk**

I hate it when I have few leaves in my front yard.

**LethalShade**

Sorry, felt obligated to put it here.

**KaptinBadrukk**

No IHIW. The Borg Assimilate you.

I hate it when there's no freeze warning, but a frost advisory instead.

**snurl**

IHiW there is frost on my pumpkins.