Stupid Criminal Social Media Edition Part 346

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**Ahtman**

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A burglar broke into a house and while there he decided to check his Facebook page; he did not log off. He also left wet clothes there and when he got a message that someone found his stuff he responded that they could meet. Hilarity with law enforcement ensues.

**LordofHats**

Ahtman wrote:
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A burglar broke into a house and while there he decided to check his Facebook page; he did not log off. He also left wet clothes there and when he got a message that someone found his stuff he responded that they could meet. Hilarity with law enforcement ensues.

How has no one commented in this thread yet? This is hilarious!

I remember a story years ago about some guy who robbed a gas station and told the teller to give him some alcohol. The teller said they didn't believe the burglar was over 21. The burglar gave the teller his license. He got away with like, $70 before the cops went to his house in the morning.

**MrDwhitey**

I remember a story of a man who raped a woman after poking her in the neck with a pair of tweezers. He then left her his number.

Police encouraged her to phone him and arrange a meet up, which he went to, bringing condoms.

**chromedog**

I've got "friends" (well, technically acquaintances of friends) who boast about speeding offences on FB. Using their real names, and who document it with video shot from their bikes. I don't think any of them are still on the road - because certain other friends are police - and if I comment on it, they see it.

And social media admissions of guilt are a goldmine for them.

**LordofHats**

MrDwhitey wrote:
I remember a story of a man who raped a woman after poking her in the neck with a pair of tweezers. He then left her his number.

Police encouraged her to phone him and arrange a meet up, which he went to, bringing condoms.

Just goes to show that a lot of male rapists seem to have really fethed up ideas about women. Damn.

There's this article on Cracked along these lines. They're always good for a laugh.

This is by far my favorite;

Derrick Mosley is probably not all that bright. Like, have you ever had a cat and watched it chasing something so intently that it just ran headfirst into a wall? Imagine that moment when the cat just bounces off the wall being encapsulated inside a man. That man may very well be Derrick Mosley.

In need of some cash but lacking the brainpower to fathom a way to get it that didn't involve smashing stuff, Mosley took his baseball bat from the mantel and headed out into the world to seek his fortune. Would he pan for gold? Invent a newer, better dildo? Of course not. He would rob a store. A gun store.

As Babe Ruth rained down holy hell on a display case of unloaded guns at the store, the shopkeeper, who was packing a fully loaded one, put Mosley in his place in a way only an angry man with a lethal weapon facing down a moron with a stick can. When police arrived, Mosley was face down in some broken glass with a gun pointed at him, because obviously he was.

It takes a certain kind of stupid to rob a gun store cause really, where are you more likely to find people with loaded weapons than there? It's takes a really special kind of stupid to rob a gun store with a baseball bat

**Alpha 1**

My friend is a police officer and they found a fugitive because he posted on his page where he was going to be all the while bragging how the police would not be able to find them, when the perp asked how they found him the police replied your Facebook page, the perp was astonished and asked the police your allowed to do that. Some how he thought the police were not allowed to check his Facebook page.