Vanishing Water

What would happen if all the bodies of water on Earth magically disappeared?

—Joanna Xu

As is often the case with these questions, everyone would die.

The first people to notice would be swimmers and boaters, for obvious reasons.


[Planet, dead ahead!]

To avoid a glass half empty scenario, we'll assume the water is replaced by air.

Most people swim in water which is relatively shallow, so most of them would survive the fall to the bottom, albeit with a few broken bones.[1] People out on the ocean, on the other hand, would be in trouble.

The ones in shallow water would hit bottom first, since they wouldn't have as far to fall. Within the first second, a large fraction of the boats in lakes, rivers, and harbors would crash into the bottom, and many of those on board would survive.

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[Just tried to sail my boat over land, because I didn't learn from that kid in the Zephyr.]

Boats out on the ocean would take longer to fall. Over the next five seconds, a wave of crashes would spread outward from the continents, as boats struck the continental shelf farther and farther from shore. These boats would be smashed to tiny fragments, killing everyone on board.

After the first six or seven seconds, there would be a brief lull in the ship destruction rate. Continental shelves drop off steeply, and most of the ships out over the deep sea would take a little longer to fall.

The Titanic sank in about two miles of water. After it disappeared beneath the surface, the two halves of the ship took between 5 and 15 minutes to reach the bottom.[2] Without the ocean there, it would have reached the bottom in about 30 seconds, striking it at airliner cruising speed.[3]

Within the first minute, just about every large ship would be on the bottom. The final boat to reach the bottom would probably be a small sailboat or life raft that was crossing an ocean trench when the water vanished. Thanks to low weight and/or drag from the sails, one of these vessels could take many minutes to reach the bottom.

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[Also, nothing that says a dog can't play basketball.]

If there were a seaplane floating on the deep ocean, it could conceivably survive, although it would take some luck and quick thinking by the pilot. The plane would initially drop, but as it gained speed it would tend to pull into a glide. After the initial shock, the pilot would have a reasonable amount of time to try to start the engine. Thanks in part to the thicker air, it's possible a seaplane could successfully land on a smooth patch of seabed. If the engine got started, the pilot could also try to fly to shore and land on a runway.

Fish, whales, and dolphins, and nearly all marine life would die immediately. Those near the bottom would suffocate or dessicate, while those near the surface in deeper water would suffer the same fate as boats.


[Seriously? This is like the third time.]

Then the really weird stuff starts.

Without evaporation from lakes and oceans feeding the water cycle, it would stop raining. Without pools of water to drink from, people and most animals would dehydrate and die in a matter of days. Within a few weeks, plants would start withering in the ever-drier air. Within months, mass forest die-offs would begin.[4]

Huge amounts of dry, dead vegetation lead inevitably to fire, and within a few years, most of the world's forests would have burned. Forests store huge amounts of CO2, and this burning would roughly double the amount of greenhouse gas in the atmosphere, accelerating global warming.

All in all, Joanna's scenario would result in virtually all life dying out pretty fast. But then things would get even worse.


[Why can't the questions ever be, like, 'what if I saw a really good movie' or 'what if I adopted a puppy'?]

Without a water cycle to weather rocks, the carbon-silicate feedback system which acts as a long-term thermostat to stabilize climate[5] would shut down. Without this feedback, volcanic CO2 would build up in our atmosphere, leading—in the long term—to scorching temperatures similar to what's happened on Venus.[6]

We were going to lose our oceans anyway. As the Sun gets hotter, eventually water will start escaping through evaporation, and—one way or another—the planet will dry out and heat up. However, the loss of the oceans never seemed like something worth worrying too much about, since it's a billion years in the future. The oceans will be here long after our species is gone.


[I'm gonna be outlived by a body of water!]

Unless Joanna ruins everything.

 Wolfstan wrote:
In the 40k universe the fluff refers to all of the oceans on Earth boiling away, leaving vast deserts. Now as I understand it this would be impossible? The only way that water could physically disappear is for the atmosphere to burn away and it go out into space, or for it to be picked up and transported off world.

 sebster wrote:
Mars used to have oceans. When they dried up some of the water escaped from the thin atmosphere on the planet, and the rest got drawn in to the polar ice caps. The exact proportion of water going to each I have no idea, perhaps one of dakka's science gurus can expand on that.

 Grey Templar wrote:
The oceans of Terra were burned away when Horus bombed the ever living crap out of the planet during the Siege of Terra.

blaktoof wrote:
So yes, your OP is correct. This could not happen.

when we heat something up it doesn't stay that hot, it returns to a ground state of energy which is related to the temperature of its normal environment.

blaktoof wrote:
Yes you are correct in a heavy atmoshphere with a lot of greenhouse gas, because of the trapped heat the boiling water could be trapped in the atmosphere unable to escape because such a places standard temp and pressure are different then ours wherein the molecules ground state for water is below boiling conditions, on venus that is not the case.