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 sierra 1247 wrote:
I can just imagine Kharn, Abbadon and Typhus in a waiting room at a rehab centre...

Inquisitor: Hello, this is the Heretics Anonymous group, where we purge the taint within you, or we'll purge you while trying. Who'd like to go first?
Kharn: Hey, I'm Kharn. I betray people.
Everyone else: Hello, Kharn.
Kharn: So, it's been about 5 months since I last used Chaos, and I'm finding it hard. I almost used, until I thought of the Emperor and all of his glory.
*Abbadon snickers*
Kharn: YEAH? YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, ***HOLE? *Rage mode* BLOOD FOR THE BLO- I mean, wow... I'm sorry. I just... I just got angry...
Inquisitor: Okay, Kharn, sit down. Who's next?
Matt: Hey, I'm Matt Ward, spiritual liege of the Ultramarines and 21st unknown Primarch. I'm responsible for the Necrons and the Mary-Sue Knights, as well as the slaughter of many Sisters of Battle. Also I'm a frequent Warp Dust user and dealer, alongside my main man Draigo.

I'm sure you can think of hilarious things that would happen.

(I'm not trying to start some Matt Ward hate crap. I'm just poking some fun here.)