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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot






UK

Pritty much waht the title says. Should be some people that need venting off out there. May be good for a laugh.

My own chapoter, The Broken Swords. Almost a full company.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Learn to give a professional ass chewing.

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Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
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DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.

Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha


 
   
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Colonel





This Is Where the Fish Lives

"Thanks for being awesome."

Seriously, my boss is pretty cool. He is super laid back, trusts me to do my job, always takes care of me pay-wise, and brings in snacks for us.

 d-usa wrote:
"When the Internet sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending posters that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing strawmen. They're bringing spam. They're trolls. And some, I assume, are good people."
 
   
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dead account

"Dave's not here, man"

(My boss' name is Dave... I want an office so he can knock when he wants to come in and I want to be able to say this)
   
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord







It's not my boss just some of the decisions that the company makes feel so obviously wrong that it's hard to see the justification sometimes.

Feel like going on a Tucker-esque rant sometimes and that's for a part time job.

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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

Born in the USA is a great album, a genuine classic !


... huh ?


oohh.

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
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 reds8n wrote:
Born in the USA is a great album, a genuine classic !


... huh ?


oohh.


LOL
   
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USA




I'd also like to inform them that no just because you say "do it in an hour" doesn't mean the impossible task you've assigned can actually be done in an hour.

   
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My bosses are awesome. Granted I don't agree with every call they make but I also don't envy some of the issues they have to work with

 
   
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MN (Currently in WY)

We really need you to make a decision right now.

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Powerful Spawning Champion





There is not this idea.

My boss is myself but I'd still like to give that guy a good talking to. Been slacking too much lately.
   
Made in ca
Mekboy on Kustom Deth Kopta




 Easy E wrote:
We really need you to make a decision right now.


I always hated that one. My answer became, "do you want the knee jerk reaction, or can I think about it for a while and come up with a really awesome and elegant decision."

 
   
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I got to say this to Directer of Marketing for the park, who everyone hates, but isnt my boss.
We where told to make sure she doesnt come to the back and help, cause he will get into our tips. She came back I said
"No, if you try to get into our tips, I will make sure UpperManagement knows that you give free stuff to customers and your dog tried to attack me on park property"
She glared and left.

5000pts 6000pts 3000pts
 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut



Scotland

You're an idiot with little to no people skills and you barely know how to sustain the people under your care let alone support them. All of your decisions are moronic, reckless and frankly life threatening. You maintain your position because you and the rest of your office create a culture of fear, of earning points by pointing out minor flaws that could be addressed in your employees in supervision or training but are instead dealt with in the subtle manner of the Spanish Inquisition. You are the only managerial team with the capacity to pass the buck up and down, and presumably twirl it in the air as nothing changes. You're aware of no policies or procedures and you lack any sort of forward financial planning. The best thing you ever did was take over another project for 6 months, as ours was given a chance to breathe and grow for a brief period before your choking, cancerous touch destroyed everything.
   
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Norwalk, Connecticut

After today..."the backseat of my car is not your garbage can".


Is it bad form if I shave my head and chin to match my boss's facial features and dress like him for Halloween?

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

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St. Louis, Missouri

"You have terrible ideas, and sound like an idiot. I mean, there's 'out of the loop' on how we work, but then there's you on your own little planet, making things harder than they need to be." - To certain one of my managers

"Thanks for helping me get time off for interviews for a new job at a different company. I'm glad you understand that this place is dead-end/" - To my supervisor

And if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend and I say "I think I'll have myself a beer"
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My secret fortress at the base of the volcano!

"Coming in late today. Not gonna wear pants, either."

Emperor's Eagles (undergoing Chapter reorganization)
Caledonian 95th (undergoing regimental reorganization)
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