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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/09/10 09:40:52
Subject: Orks are da best in da universe!!
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
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dey shall be ma tuffest boyz
deze tuff gubbins dat kneel befor me
like da tastiest squigg pie i shall mold dem, and in da heatness of killin' stuff i will forge dem
dey will be of iron teef and tuff hides
in big shiny arma' i will clad em and with the shootiest stabbiest stuff i will arm dem
No stinkin dazeeze and plaguey stuff will tuch dem
dey need no tactics or strategies cauze ya dont need em to stabby and shooty that squishy 'umies
but dey will use killy machines cause dey are fun
dey are my bulkwark against tha terra
dey are da defenda's of my of ma empire
dey are ma boyz
and dey shall know no feer!!
- Da biggest killiest of da orkz
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/09/10 09:53:55
Subject: Orks are da best in da universe!!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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Except for when they face eldar, tau, necrons, space marines or chaos daemons...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/09/10 13:36:27
Subject: Orks are da best in da universe!!
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Ork Admiral Kroozin Da Kosmos on Da Hulk
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Eh, scratch the Chaos Daemons part. I have yet to lose a game against them since the new codex.
Necron and SM also heavily depend on which specific armies both players are fielding, it's like playing rock-paper-scissors against those.
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7 Ork facts people always get wrong:
Ragnar did not win against Thrakka, but suffered two crushing defeats within a few days of each other.
A lasgun is powerful enough to sever an ork's appendage or head in a single, well aimed shot.
Orks meks have a better understanding of electrics and mechanics than most Tech Priests.
Orks actually do not think that purple makes them harder to see. The joke was made canon by Alex Stewart's Caphias Cain books.
Gharkull Blackfang did not even come close to killing the emperor.
Orks can be corrupted by chaos, but few of them have any interest in what chaos offers.
Orks do not have the power of believe. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/09/10 13:38:43
Subject: Re:Orks are da best in da universe!!
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Guarding Guardian
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My Orks are the most fluffy and fun army I play but I don't play to win with them. It will be an epic battle though
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/09/10 18:34:56
Subject: Orks are da best in da universe!!
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Sure, they make good punching bags for the Guardsmen...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/09/10 18:37:11
Subject: Orks are da best in da universe!!
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Orks are made for fighting (eachother).
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Innocentia Nihil Probat.
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