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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/10 18:28:00
Subject: Virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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And Frazzled is "Patient Zero!"
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/virus-that-makes-humans-more-stupid-discovered-9849920.html
A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in the US.
The algae virus, never before observed in healthy people, was found to affect cognitive functions including visual processing and spatial awareness.
Scientists at Johns Hopkins Medical School and the University of Nebraska stumbled upon the discovery when they were undertaking an unrelated study into throat microbes.
Surprisingly, the researchers found DNA in the throats of healthy individuals that matched the DNA of a virus known to infect green algae.
Dr Robert Yolken, a virologist who led the original study, said: “This is a striking example showing that the ‘innocuous’ microorganisms we carry can affect behaviour and cognition.
“Many physiological differences between person A and person B are encoded in the set of genes each inherits from parents, yet some of these differences are fuelled by the various microorganisms we harbour and the way they interact with our genes.”
Of the 90 participants in the study, 40 tested positive for the algae virus. Those who tested positive performed worse on tests designed to measure the speed and accuracy of visual processing. They also achieved lower scores in tasks designed to measure attention.
Humans’ bodies contain trillions of bacteria, viruses and fungi. Most are harmless, but the findings of this research show that there some microbes can have a detrimental impact on cognitive functions, while leaving individuals healthy.
The study’s findings were published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/10 18:31:29
Subject: Virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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So stupid might actually be contagious?
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/10 19:35:34
Subject: Virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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I finally have an excuse!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/10 19:37:05
Subject: Virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!
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Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/10 19:40:17
Subject: Virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered
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Colonel
This Is Where the Fish Lives
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I saw this headline earlier but did not read the article...
Interesting story for sure, but a sample of 90 people seems a little bit small to me. But then again, a virus that makes people stupid does explain a lot...
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d-usa wrote:"When the Internet sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending posters that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing strawmen. They're bringing spam. They're trolls. And some, I assume, are good people." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/12 05:37:38
Subject: Re:Virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered
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Posts with Authority
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Can we genetically engineer this to produce a sense of mild euphoria?
Because then we'd have a virus that basically makes you drunk all the time. Just.... give me all of the money now.
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