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People! Post all of your 40k-related jokes/pick up lines here!
I'll start with a few:

Hey, are you a drop pod? 'Cause I'm going to deeo strike you tonight.
Are you a Sister of Battle? Because you can Immolate me everyday.
How do Cadian Shock Troops prank each other? They draw Chaos marks on each others Flak armour with permanent pens.
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say after defeating a whole army of Deathwing singlehandedly? "You have been... *puts on glasses*... TERMINATED" NYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

 Matthew wrote:
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say after defeating a whole army of Deathwing singlehandedly? "You have been... *puts on glasses*... TERMINATED" NYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

I think you should just replace Arnold Schwarzenegger with 40k's resident badass, Sly Marbo. I know Marbo did not play in Terminator, but still, he beat Terminators, so it still works as a joke .