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Erm....have you ever READ the stuff that goes on in....well I was gunna say bedroom but lets face it, a dirty bathroom stall would suit him just fine. so pics wouldnt be appropriate
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
KingCracker wrote:Erm....have you ever READ the stuff that goes on in....well I was gunna say bedroom but lets face it, a dirty bathroom stall would suit him just fine. so pics wouldnt be appropriate
true.... <purged for said below>
i just ruined orkmoticons....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
Cheesecat wrote:What's wrong with you? A teenage boy who isn't into hanky panky, doing the "do", coitus, sex, fething, getting it on, fun time, getting laid, in and out, screwing, bumping, banging, the nasty, hitting it, the home run,
slam dunk, poking, whoo hooing, rocking and rolling, scoring a goal, bringing it on home, jumping the bed, etc, etc I've never heard of such a thing. I would be nailing those girls in those photos like a plank of wood
(that or making them feel extremely uncomfortable).
And that is what we call: Fulfilling the stereotype!
LCk, how did you 'ruin orkmoticons?' did you make them doing something dirty?
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
Cheesecat wrote:What's wrong with you? A teenage boy who isn't into hanky panky, doing the "do", coitus, sex, fething, getting it on, fun time, getting laid, in and out, screwing, bumping, banging, the nasty, hitting it, the home run,
slam dunk, poking, whoo hooing, rocking and rolling, scoring a goal, bringing it on home, jumping the bed, etc, etc I've never heard of such a thing. I would be nailing those girls in those photos like a plank of wood
(that or making them feel extremely uncomfortable).
And that is what we call: Fulfilling the stereotype!
Or what we call Self Control. Something Cheesecat here seems to be deficient in
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Cheesecat wrote:What's wrong with you? A teenage boy who isn't into hanky panky, doing the "do", coitus, sex, fething, getting it on, fun time, getting laid, in and out, screwing, bumping, banging, the nasty, hitting it, the home run,
slam dunk, poking, whoo hooing, rocking and rolling, scoring a goal, bringing it on home, jumping the bed, etc, etc I've never heard of such a thing. I would be nailing those girls in those photos like a plank of wood
(that or making them feel extremely uncomfortable).
And that is what we call: Fulfilling the stereotype!
Or what we call Self Control. Something Cheesecat here seems to be deficient in
Hey, what can I say, I hate "cock tease" relationships if the pretty ladies aren't interested in a physical relationship then don't show interest in me simple as that, they'll be doing both themselves and I a favour.
Cyporiean wrote:Me exhausted at Gencon talking with Beasts of War. I sound like crap.
My god you must of been sick of saying the same thing over and over. I saw a couple videos of you doing just that Was it fun or just all work?
I got a bit of time before/after exhibitor hours to go shopping and talk with my friends in the industry, but otherwise just work and then crash at the hotel room.
And yes, really tiring saying that same basic thing over and over and over at every demo. -.- I need one of those Jay Sherman signs that just says 'Buy My Game! Buy My Game!'
In a way I'm glad that The Warstore Weekend got canceled, as I now don't have another con to goto until Adepticon and can possibly get game in that is not a demo.
KingCracker wrote:Erm....have you ever READ the stuff that goes on in....well I was gunna say bedroom but lets face it, a dirty bathroom stall would suit him just fine. so pics wouldnt be appropriate
There are pics and they are by and large not appropriate. I have a couple really crappy pics of myself with the mistress/now-girlfriend fwiw. I'll try and get an actual good one.
edit: My tongue actually does hanging out wildly like that. I just sort of sliver around like some slave to pleasure seeking ever deeper and darker perversities.
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We're very committed, yet I'll explain our stance in form of an anecdote. Last Thursday we were at a club celebrating a friend's 21st bday. Within our group was a guy who used to be a tranny before his last marriage which had ended. We ended up dancing on the floor together and things got "fun." I eventually decided I should seek her out and that she might be lonely, but was told she was in the bathroom so I waited outside. As she came out, another guy was flagging her down. I immediately grabbed her and planted a big one on her while flipping the guy off and smiling with a wink. She says "I totally just made out with that guy so he'd buy me a beer." I laugh and say "I totally just felt up [former tranny's name]." We smile at one another and walk back to our seats.
Cannerus, you treat your life as one massive experiment with how far the envelope can be pushed, don't you?
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:We're very committed, yet I'll explain our stance in form of an anecdote. Last Thursday we were at a club celebrating a friend's 21st bday. Within our group was a guy who used to be a tranny before his last marriage which had ended. We ended up dancing on the floor together and things got "fun." I eventually decided I should seek her out and that she might be lonely, but was told she was in the bathroom so I waited outside. As she came out, another guy was flagging her down. I immediately grabbed her and planted a big one on her while flipping the guy off and smiling with a wink. She says "I totally just made out with that guy so he'd buy me a beer." I laugh and say "I totally just felt up [former tranny's name]." We smile at one another and walk back to our seats.
You should tell that story at your wedding.
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Cannerus, you treat your life as one massive experiment with how far the envelope can be pushed, don't you?
Isn't that the best way to live ones life?...how much fun can one have being " careful and conservitive " all the time?...
Carry on Cannerus...and remember " This is not a dress rehearsal ."
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Cannerus? Getting married? that would surly be hailing Armageddon...while I am at it I might as well dub him the sixth houseman of the apocalypse (Darko is the fifth, but he rides a cat)
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
here are some glaring similarities between you and your avatar.
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
"Slaaneshi champions seem to almost always follow the same path; as they become more and more absorbed in their goals, they become increasingly distant from their followers. But this aloof personna only serves to fuel the blind adoration of the champions' followers, and it is not long before the most succesful amongst them are worshipped as mortal avatars of their Dark Master's perfection."
true.... <purged for said below>
i just ruined orkmoticons....
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 
Jeezus christ...
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