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With CSM rumors changing rapidly by the hour, and following Kid_Kyoto's lead with his made up BA rumors thread, let me start the charge:

1. GW will make new plastic cult marines for all 4 gods (Slaanesh not being one of them as mentioned later).

2. New box of CSMs, and Cultists now available in boxes of ten! Also all cult troops are now only elite, which has nothing to do with attempting to sell the new troops boxes.

3. The cost of all units go up by 20 points, to represent the superior power of the IoM! (And has nothing to do with fact that GW actually 100% hate Chaos like the internet would have you believe.)

4. As many units could be considered inappropriate to younger players and their offended parents wouldn't buy such offensive material, Slaanesh has been removed, and a new Chaos god called Blandius will replace. Also many characters names have been changed to reflect; Typhus is now Tyfun, Abaddon the Despoiler is now Abaddon the Sharer, and naturally Fabius Bile is now Fabius Smile.

5. Due to upcoming End Times 40k, mark of Nurgle now gives minus one to toughness to represent the ongoing decomposition.

6. Khorne beserkers now roll 3 d6 on the charge, and pick two lowest, to represent the internal struggle one faces when having to only think about skulls all day.

Let's hear 'em

Sigh...

But... This isn't the next codex.. or even close to coming out again. I'm lost.

Stop with these threads. CSM will not be updated.