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**Matthew**

Started in 2013, this epic has been going on for 2 years. Now, I shall make it into a story! I have changed some grammatical... errors, otherwise it's just as it normally is.
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Holy feth, reading this makes me feel like a poet.

So the biggest thread ever has ceased to get any replies because it sucks so much nurgle dung and trolls frequent it every day.
It could possibly be DA ORKIEST thread on Dakka Dakka. All hail Julius Caesar! This thread IZ DA un-orkiest thread ever to plague Dakka. Even now it's awful, and smells like the stench of DA FEET! of the second page! Now we can really eat a meat pie of awesomeness and pork. This one with the rubber duckies is smuggling candy bars to eat tomorrow at the club between turns.

Such candy that is causing cavities deserves to be devoured in large steaming hot and burning vats of tree-shaped goodness and shared with large ostriches, fish-slapping heretics and other wise insane insomniacs will some day dine on fresh quesadillas filled with love and cheesy goodness. Space dingos do not care for fish slapping nor repeated prank calls. Fortunately, the dingos don't have any good way to make formal complaints. Cigars and cold beer go well with a lady named Mad Donna. However, the local authorities smoked all of the cigars before deciding to get pissed on cranberry and go streaking through the town and shaking their...

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