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I think the very first thing he'd do is take all credit for the creation and background of Warhammer 40k, up to and including everything that he actually had nothing to do with.

After that: He'd make androids a playable army with those freaky little hooded creatures as allies, make the Imperium of Man into the evil empire, the forces of chaos into misunderstood but valiant rebel factions and finally ally them with the Tau who would turn out to be the happy and playful backwoods tribal faction that everyone looks to for comedy antics, snippy one liners and warm happy feelings.