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Giant prehistoric krakens may have sculpted self-portraits using ichthyosaur bones

For decades, paleontologists have puzzled over a fossil collection of nine Triassic icthyosaurs (Shonisaurus popularis) discovered in Nevada's Berlin-Ichthyosaur State Park. Researchers initially thought that this strange grouping of 45-foot-long marine reptiles had either died en masse from a poisonous plankton bloom or had become stranded in shallow water.

But recent geological analysis of the fossil site indicates that the park was deep underwater when these shonisaurs swam the prehistoric seas. So why were their bones laid in such a bizarre pattern? A new theory suggests that a 100-foot-long cephalopod arranged these bones as a self-portrait after drowning the reptiles. And no, we're not talking about Cthulhu.

After considering the more brutal aspects of modern octopus predation, paleontologist Mark McMenamin of Mount Holyoke College came to the conclusion that the shonisaur remains had been deposited in a "kraken" lair by its massive, tentacled squatter. From his abstract of research being presented today at The Geological Society of America's annual meeting:

We hypothesize that the shonisaurs were killed and carried to the site by an enormous Triassic cephalopod, a "kraken," with estimated length of approximately 30 m, twice that of the modern Colossal Squid Mesonychoteuthis. In this scenario, shonisaurs were ambushed by a Triassic kraken, drowned, and dumped on a midden like that of a modern octopus. Where vertebrae in the assemblage are disarticulated, disks are arranged in curious linear patterns with almost geometric regularity. Close fitting due to spinal ligament contraction is disproved by the juxtaposition of different-sized vertebrae from different parts of the vertebral column. The proposed Triassic kraken, which could have been the most intelligent invertebrate ever, arranged the vertebral discs in biserial patterns, with individual pieces nesting in a fitted fashion as if they were part of a puzzle. The arranged vertebrae resemble the pattern of sucker discs on a cephalopod tentacle, with each amphicoelous vertebra strongly resembling a coleoid sucker. Thus the tessellated vertebral disc pavement may represent the earliest known self‑portrait.

McMenamin anticipates that this theory will be met with skepticism, as the fleshy body of a giant Triassic octopus wouldn't fossilize well. But the possibility of finding that which is essentially a gargantuan mollusk's macaroni illustration? That's the kind of glorious crazy you hope is reality.



http://io9.com/5848192/giant-prehistoric-krakens-may-have-sculpted-self-portraits-using-ichthyosaur-bones?hc_location=ufi&utm_content=buffer7233b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

http://www.geosociety.org/news/pr/11-65.htm

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So we possibly had Cthulhu (but not really) play dollies sadistically with giant lizards? Nice.

I hope the current Octopodes never decided to do the same with us.



   
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..Giant prehistoric krakens may have sculpted self-portraits using ichthyosaur bones ...


Welp. There went all my sanity points. And belief in a well ordered universe.

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Pretty interesting idea.

Cephalopods are surprisingly intelligent, so who knows?





   
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Sounds like Pareidolia.

a psychological phenomenon involving a vague and random stimulus (often an image or sound) being perceived as significant. Common examples include seeing images of animals or faces in clouds, the man in the moon or the Moon rabbit, and hearing hidden messages on records when played in reverse.


The guys just seeing what he wants to see, and making wildly baseless inferences.

Heres a skeptical article on Wired.

http://www.wired.com/2011/10/the-giant-prehistoric-squid-that-ate-common-sense/

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Interesting article - I would have loved to see a bit more evidence for actual Kraken - its a bit vague.....

Inteliigence in Cephalopods is impressive - They also learn by watching............they seem to be mianly restricted by their very short life spans and that they do not pass skills on from generation to generation as parents die before they hatch. They can gain informaiton from consuming others of their own species as has been shown in labs but IIRC its short term.


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Its definitely far out there... but interesting nevertheless. Also kind of creepy. I do *not* want to see what was capable of killing 9 14m aquatic lizards...
   
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 Tyr13 wrote:
Its definitely far out there... but interesting nevertheless. Also kind of creepy. I do *not* want to see what was capable of killing 9 14m aquatic lizards...


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I'm reminded of Kharne trying to draw a duck. What a great guy, Cthulu was, really.

I love the idea of the Elder Gods being sentient squids from the deep, that devoured each other to become each other- who wins in that situation? The one who dies, or the one whose consciousness continues? And they may well yet be down there, writing dirty limericks with sperm whale ribs and laughing uproariously at the thought that 10,000 years from now, no one will believe you.

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Sounds like Pareidolia.

a psychological phenomenon involving a vague and random stimulus (often an image or sound) being perceived as significant. Common examples include seeing images of animals or faces in clouds, the man in the moon or the Moon rabbit, and hearing hidden messages on records when played in reverse.


The guys just seeing what he wants to see, and making wildly baseless inferences.

Heres a skeptical article on Wired.

http://www.wired.com/2011/10/the-giant-prehistoric-squid-that-ate-common-sense/


I'd like to back this up by saying that I have not met a single paleontologist who actually takes this seriously.

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Giant prehistoric krakens may have sculpted self-portraits using ichthyosaur bones

For decades, paleontologists have puzzled over a fossil collection of nine Triassic icthyosaurs (Shonisaurus popularis) discovered in Nevada's Berlin-Ichthyosaur State Park. Researchers initially thought that this strange grouping of 45-foot-long marine reptiles had either died en masse from a poisonous plankton bloom or had become stranded in shallow water.

But recent geological analysis of the fossil site indicates that the park was deep underwater when these shonisaurs swam the prehistoric seas. So why were their bones laid in such a bizarre pattern? A new theory suggests that a 100-foot-long cephalopod arranged these bones as a self-portrait after drowning the reptiles. And no, we're not talking about Cthulhu.

After considering the more brutal aspects of modern octopus predation, paleontologist Mark McMenamin of Mount Holyoke College came to the conclusion that the shonisaur remains had been deposited in a "kraken" lair by its massive, tentacled squatter. From his abstract of research being presented today at The Geological Society of America's annual meeting:

We hypothesize that the shonisaurs were killed and carried to the site by an enormous Triassic cephalopod, a "kraken," with estimated length of approximately 30 m, twice that of the modern Colossal Squid Mesonychoteuthis. In this scenario, shonisaurs were ambushed by a Triassic kraken, drowned, and dumped on a midden like that of a modern octopus. Where vertebrae in the assemblage are disarticulated, disks are arranged in curious linear patterns with almost geometric regularity. Close fitting due to spinal ligament contraction is disproved by the juxtaposition of different-sized vertebrae from different parts of the vertebral column. The proposed Triassic kraken, which could have been the most intelligent invertebrate ever, arranged the vertebral discs in biserial patterns, with individual pieces nesting in a fitted fashion as if they were part of a puzzle. The arranged vertebrae resemble the pattern of sucker discs on a cephalopod tentacle, with each amphicoelous vertebra strongly resembling a coleoid sucker. Thus the tessellated vertebral disc pavement may represent the earliest known self‑portrait.

McMenamin anticipates that this theory will be met with skepticism, as the fleshy body of a giant Triassic octopus wouldn't fossilize well. But the possibility of finding that which is essentially a gargantuan mollusk's macaroni illustration? That's the kind of glorious crazy you hope is reality.



http://io9.com/5848192/giant-prehistoric-krakens-may-have-sculpted-self-portraits-using-ichthyosaur-bones?hc_location=ufi&utm_content=buffer7233b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

http://www.geosociety.org/news/pr/11-65.htm


Might be true, and it's a cool theory, but by that token it could have been done by..... wait for it..... wait for it......




But then again I'm a cellular/molecular/developmental guy, so I don't know jack about the behavioral patterns of calamari.
   
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It's actually not that unprecedented. This was found around the same area dating to the Triassic IIRC, and if it's a cephalopod beak... it was fething huge.



I'm fairly certain the beak on the right is that of an adult giant squid, which is around the size of a human hand. The fossil, if it is a cephalopod beak, is not even the entire thing- rather just the top or lower jaw. So whatever this belonged to, it was far larger than modern day squid.


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Wait, isn't the article just saying the squid brought its prey back to its lair, not that it went calamari Michelangelo on it.

In this week's ultimate warrior: Carchadon Megaladon vs. mega kraken. Who will win on this week's Ultimate Warrior!

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