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there's an elf hag who's sure, all that splatters is blood
and she's buying a stairway, to cauldron
if she flubs all her rolls, there's a ward save that grows
and a rule that gives her better poison
ooh-ooh-ooh oooooh-oooh,
and she's buying a stairway, to cauldron

there's a rule in the book, but she wants to be sure
'cause you know sometimes, rules have two meanings
theres a leaf from the tree, for a longbeard with wings
the problem we face, is our players

ooh, it makes me wonder

ooooooooh, makes me wonder

there's a feeling i get, when i look to the net
as my wallet is crying from spending
in my mind i have seen, the lord of the rings
and the voices of who play warma

ooh, it makes me wonder

ooooh ooh-ooh, really makes me wonder

and it's whispered that soon, if we all buy new rules
then the author will lead us to reason
and a new day will dawn, for those who game long
and the hall will bustle with players

oh woah-a woah-a woah-a woah-a woah


if there's a new nerf to your netlist, don't be alarmed now
it's just an update from the author
yes there are two games you choose from, but in the long run
there is still time to change your hobby

and it makes me wonder

aah uh oh

your book is old now and it might go, in case you don't know
the xbox calling you to play it
Dear dwarf can you feel the wind blow, and did you know
your stairway lies next to the gold swords


And as the rules start getting old
we hear the new fluff getting told
there walks an elf hag we all know
who shines their light and wants to show
how every sword can become gold

and if you spend cash very fast
good rules will come to you at last
it gets much harder for the old
to be a fan and not a troll

and she's buying the stairway, to cauldron

BRB sending this to guitar playing friend, will make him play this

Dear sir have an exalt.