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Easy peasy lemon squeezy, just think of a song, rewrite the lyrics (one verse and one chorus is enough) to fit a 40K audience, and rate the lyrics above you!

All about that Face (All About That Bass/Meghan Trainor)

Because you know I'm all about that face
'Bout that face, no pebbles
I'm all about that face
'Bout that face, no pebbles
I'm all about that face
'Bout that face, no pebbles
I'm all about that face
'Bout that face face face face

Yeah it's pretty clear, I'ma Khorne dude
But I can slaughter slaughter, like I was born to do
'Cause I got that chainaxe that all the Cultists chase
And all the right bullets, all the right guns yeah

I see the Astartes tryna put me down
Y'all know that won't work, 'Cause I'm a warrior
If you got the axe, axe just plunge it deep
'Cause everyone you murder makes Khorne happy

Yeah my victims they tell me "no please don't do it no"
(oh my no, oh oh my no)
They say "you have defeated me, please let me go"
(ha ha no, ha ha no no)

Although killing and murder is all I do
I still am a nice chap, but Khorne cares NOT!

Because you know I'm all about that face
'Bout that face, no pebbles
I'm all about that face
'Bout that face, no pebbles
I'm all about that face
'Bout that face, no pebbles
I'm all about that face

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grimdark_Songwriting

/thread

Oh. Sorry.

Pwned!