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A question came to my mind as I was sculpting the chest on my Ork Warboss, "Do Orks have nipples?" Should I sculpt him some nipples or should I leave it as it is?

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"Da best shoota I eva made, dat iz. Loadza barrulz, so dat it's ded shooty. 'Sept dat wun, 'cos dat's da skorcha, dat's burny insted. Yeah, good an' propa. An' da bullitz is 'splosiv...dey goez boom inna fings wot you'z shootin.' An' dat button dere...dat's da best bit. Wot it duz, see, iz...iz...oh, zog. Nah, its nuffin' boss. Nah, you'z don't need ta see wot dat button duz...'onist. Don't push it!"

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They do not have need for nipples, no. Orks don't breed or raise young in a mammalian sense.

However my open shirted Flash Gitz have them moulded on.

If you want to put them there, nobody would blame you.


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The grow in fungal sacs and seem almost fully developed and precocial when they emerge. (running off to form feral ork societies until the main waaagh finds them)

So no.

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Orks have dangly bits, why not nipples?

Facetiousness aside, leaving them off entirely will give an action figure vibe, but even so, I'd suggest them painting on in a slightly darker green rather than modelling them.

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"Orks have not only survived, they have prospered and are more numerous than humanity. This at least is due in part to how they reproduce. Orks reproduce through the release of spores, which grow into a plant-like womb underground that nourishes the bodies of the various Orkoid species."


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"Da best shoota I eva made, dat iz. Loadza barrulz, so dat it's ded shooty. 'Sept dat wun, 'cos dat's da skorcha, dat's burny insted. Yeah, good an' propa. An' da bullitz is 'splosiv...dey goez boom inna fings wot you'z shootin.' An' dat button dere...dat's da best bit. Wot it duz, see, iz...iz...oh, zog. Nah, its nuffin' boss. Nah, you'z don't need ta see wot dat button duz...'onist. Don't push it!"

— Last words of renowned Ork Mekboy Nazdakka Boomsnik

 
   
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GW includes them, was the point of my post.


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 dakkamakka wrote:
"Orks have not only survived, they have prospered and are more numerous than humanity. This at least is due in part to how they reproduce. Orks reproduce through the release of spores, which grow into a plant-like womb underground that nourishes the bodies of the various Orkoid species."


Interesting (if very nerdy) to note that nothing there specifically explains the full fertilisation/reproductive cycle of orks, nor of nurture. The Rogue Trader background – of old orks wandering off into the woods to 'pup', and for the resulting Wildboyz to eventually emerge – is entirely compatible.

Not that that has anything particularly relevant to nipples, however!

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 Apologist wrote:
Orks have dangly bits, why not nipples?


Do they?

Mind you, that might not be the best pic to use, 'cos it clearly shows orky nipples too.

I dunno. There's not much reason for orks to have nipples, because there's very little indication that they provide any parental care to new young, let alone lactate.* But if GW shows them in examples from different media ... *shrug* I guess I agree with Buttery Commissar: go with what you like.

* Ork reproduction has changed a bit since the (TBH) vague statement about 'pupping'. Since 3rd ed, IIRC, it's been the way I mentioned earlier: orks constantly shed spores the way we shed skin cells. Dead or dying orks shed a lot more of them, in one go. Spores that land in a dark, damp place (i.e. where a lot of RL fungi like to grow) grow and develop into a standard fungus, which then grows an underground sac in which one of any orkoid form (orks, grots, squigs, squiggoths, etc.) develops. (In fact, that brings up questions about the first GW pic I linked to: mushrooms and toadstools are 'just' the fruiting bodies [the reproductive parts] of RL fungi. Why does the orky fungus have them when it's already in the energy-intensive process of growing the result of reproduction?**) The young ork crawls out of the ground, small but fully developed, and gets together with any other newly emerged orks and things to form wildboy and feral ork tribes. Normally they encounter the main ork waaagh or warband, and are assimilated into full, propa orky kulta. If they don't, the tribe develops into a feral ork warband.

(**Actually, I think I know why.)

I'm sooo, sooo sorry.

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Yes they do.. pancake sized ones hahahah

 
   
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In all honesty, I figured that they have them so that the Goffik Rockers have more things to pierce.


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 Buttery Commissar wrote:
In all honesty, I figured that they have them so that the Goffik Rockers have more things to pierce.

OMG yes!
   
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 Snoopdeville3 wrote:
Yes they do.. pancake sized ones hahahah


And he will forever be know as Warboss Pancake-nipple

"Da best shoota I eva made, dat iz. Loadza barrulz, so dat it's ded shooty. 'Sept dat wun, 'cos dat's da skorcha, dat's burny insted. Yeah, good an' propa. An' da bullitz is 'splosiv...dey goez boom inna fings wot you'z shootin.' An' dat button dere...dat's da best bit. Wot it duz, see, iz...iz...oh, zog. Nah, its nuffin' boss. Nah, you'z don't need ta see wot dat button duz...'onist. Don't push it!"

— Last words of renowned Ork Mekboy Nazdakka Boomsnik

 
   
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The open-shirted warbiker has a nipple-ring, even!

Bling that warboss up!

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 Buttery Commissar wrote:
GW includes them, was the point of my post.


Not always, Savage Orcs in fantasy don't have them.

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 ProfessionalAmateur wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
GW includes them, was the point of my post.


Not always, Savage Orcs in fantasy don't have them.

Spoiler:


Doesn't the Savage Orc Shaman have them though?
   
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 statu wrote:
 ProfessionalAmateur wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
GW includes them, was the point of my post.


Not always, Savage Orcs in fantasy don't have them.

Spoiler:


Doesn't the Savage Orc Shaman have them though?

Whatever it has, it's proud of.





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flappy tassels?


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If they don't have the "downstairs equipment".... why do they wear loincloths?

   
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 SJM wrote:
If they don't have the "downstairs equipment".... why do they wear loincloths?

Well... they probably work like diapers then?

Can't run and shame yourself on the battlefield when you gak yourself y'know. Even Orks have shame. Orks have feelings to.

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Poor ignorant guardsmen, it be but one of many of the great miracles of the Emperor! The Emperor is magic, like Harry Potter, but more magic! A most real and true SPACE WIZARD! And for the last time... I'm not a space plumber.

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About half the loin cloths don't cover the back exit though
   
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The butt is in the front, that's why people say they don't have dangly bits. It explains how some have a bump and some don't. They didn't go to the potty in a while.

Kidding aside it's all a matter of preference on how you do it I guess and what you like yourself.

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Poor ignorant guardsmen, it be but one of many of the great miracles of the Emperor! The Emperor is magic, like Harry Potter, but more magic! A most real and true SPACE WIZARD! And for the last time... I'm not a space plumber.

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Speaking as a man who has highlighted an Ork's arse.... I now extend the loincloths for ....Full coverage.

   
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 The Grumpy Eldar wrote:
The butt is in the front, that's why people say they don't have dangly bits. It explains how some have a bump and some don't. They didn't go to the potty in a while.


Oh how I laughed

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 ProfessionalAmateur wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
GW includes them, was the point of my post.


Not always, Savage Orcs in fantasy don't have them.

Spoiler:


MAybe they are so savage they cut them off to prevent the indignity of getting tken down by a horrific nipple-twist?
   
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I'd say there is no biological reason for orks to have nipples. None at all. However, I guess not every sculptor at GW actually cared to read any background on what he should be modelling, so we have some models with nipples and some without. I'd say omit them. If you want a piercing or some dangly bit attatched you can still do that just by sticking it through the skin somewhere, but nipples should not exist on orks from a logical POV.

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If Orks do have nipples that leads the door open to Ork milk (you can milk anything with nipples don't you know )

Ork milk is not something I want to contemplate, or even with a bit of processing Ork cheese..............


   
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Midget Gems wrote:
(you can milk anything with nipples don't you know )

I think most of Dakka users have nipples that you cannot milk .

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 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
Midget Gems wrote:
(you can milk anything with nipples don't you know )

I think most of Dakka users have nipples that you cannot milk .


You aren't trying hard enough.

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Yes Orks have nipples.

Here's a snippet from Xenology clearly showing an Ork with nipples.
Spoiler:


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