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2011/09/22 20:18:02
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Ruthless Interrogator
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I'll bring the sound recorder! Samuel, keep singing! I don't know what'll happen to the Orks, but my ears sure are bleeding.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/09/23 05:26:09
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Well after work, a failed relationship and whatnot Lt. Taveth is ready to BSU
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DA 4000 points  W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points  W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  |
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2011/09/23 07:22:59
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Yeahaaa!*sings cowboy songs*
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2011/09/27 20:11:58
Subject: Re:The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Hey guys,
So the game update: We played 2000 points and we didn't finish the game.
My opponent had 3 turns, I had 2 turns...
Would you guys like a Battlereport? 
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/09/27 20:37:27
Subject: Re:The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Might as well.
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2011/09/28 03:00:47
Subject: Re:The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
A fortified bunker deep in the Andes
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Name: Maxwell Birdman
Nickname: Deaf Max
Ranking: LRBT gunner under the command of LT. Taveth
Fav. Food: MREs. Once you learn to love them, no desolate hell hole isn't home!
Fav. Drink: Paint thinner
Doesnt like: Foot soldiers, people with quiet voices, Necrons (in that order)
Likes: When Space Marines drop by for a visit and he has better firepower than them.
Description: WHAT???? NO THANKS, I ALREADY ATE! REALLY NICE OF YOU TO OFFER THOUGH!
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Actual conversation from my stats class-
Student: Why is the denominator on that equation n-1?
Prof: n is very good, but n-1 is also very good.
GENERATION 5: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment. |
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2011/09/28 03:36:49
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Welcome aboard Dwindle Birdman
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2011/09/28 06:26:07
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Welcome indeed.
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2011/09/28 16:14:03
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
A fortified bunker deep in the Andes
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Wardragoon wrote:Welcome aboard Dwindle Birdman
NO SIR, IT'S THE COLD! IT GETS INTO YOUR BOOTS, SIR!
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Actual conversation from my stats class-
Student: Why is the denominator on that equation n-1?
Prof: n is very good, but n-1 is also very good.
GENERATION 5: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment. |
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2011/10/02 18:23:32
Subject: Re:The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Welcome Maxwell!
(OOC: I added the new guys to the roster.)
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/10/03 12:26:50
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Executing Exarch
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Sir i do believe our beer ration is running low...
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2011/10/03 18:06:29
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Sorry that I drank it all...
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2011/10/03 19:35:35
Subject: Re:The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I told you that you weren't allowed near any drinks. Including rain water, water and milk!
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/10/03 20:15:54
Subject: Re:The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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You also weren't allowed to drink your saliva either.
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2011/10/03 20:50:04
Subject: Re:The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Lyzin Locrian wrote:You also weren't allowed to drink your saliva either.
Probably 100% alcohol...
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/10/03 20:56:20
Subject: Re:The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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loner wrote:Probably 100% alcohol...
Yes it is, which makes it highly flammable! I suggest we should get rid of cigerettes and cigars as well before someone sets their mouth on fire!
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2011/10/03 22:51:28
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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....I dont think we want to ban smoking, I think its the one thing keeping Demitrix from shooting Cheslav
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2011/10/03 22:57:18
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Cruising Ultima Segmentum
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What have i missed guys?
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2011/10/04 00:06:01
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Executing Exarch
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were out of beer again and they are talking about instituting a no smoking policy
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2011/10/04 01:41:58
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Wardragoon wrote:....I dont think we want to ban smoking, I think its the one thing keeping Demitrix from shooting Cheslav
Firstly, I am Demitrix, and secondly its to late to stop me shooting Cheslav! He's with the medic now having a bullet pulled out of his  !
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2011/10/04 17:28:56
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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....I know you are Demitrix, and you clearly need to smoke or drink more, Cheslav's medical leave is getting rediculous
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2011/10/13 10:55:08
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Someone? anyone? Post!
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2011/10/14 03:55:23
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Executing Exarch
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*sings* im siiiining in the rain just siiiining in the rain what a glorious feeling im happy again...just sing sing in the rain...*sighs* theres only light beer left.
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2011/10/14 04:32:43
Subject: Re:The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Then I'll get more. *Cocks his bolt pistol and marches off to the administratum tent*
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2011/10/14 08:12:07
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Im with you! *blows up the latrine*
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2011/10/14 10:24:24
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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thenoobbomb wrote:Im with you! *blows up the latrine*
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/10/15 03:32:38
Subject: Re:The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Not again! You got in my alcohol! Samuel, I'm going to make you clean up so much your tongue will fall out!
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2011/10/15 05:46:04
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Executing Exarch
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*flips through a ladies underwear magazine*
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2011/10/16 09:14:13
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Im with alabamaheretic, but I fear for Creed being inside it.
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2011/10/16 09:22:25
Subject: The "Adopt a Bataviran!" programme
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Sgt. Linius! You are hereby probited the acces of explosive devices, soap and magazines untill you can pronounce the letter M, without your lips touching eachother! >8)
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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