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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 01:46:24
Subject: UFC Vs USMC
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Krazed Killa Kan
Homestead, FL
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I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you mess with me, I'll kill you all
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 02:00:15
Subject: Re:UFC Vs USMC
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
Inside Yvraine
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Was expecting hand-to-hand rather than an asymmetric scenario with weapons, but fairly entertaining regardless.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 02:50:22
Subject: Re:UFC Vs USMC
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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BlaxicanX wrote:Was expecting hand-to-hand rather than an asymmetric scenario with weapons, but fairly entertaining regardless.
Thats the difference between combat and fighting.
Hand to hand "matches" (IE duels) are far less emphasized than is "pit" training against multiple opponents. Usually this focuses on blows to vital areas, joint destruction, as well as using literally anything that can function as a weapon. This is going only on my limited encounters with MCMAP trained folks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 03:54:39
Subject: Re:UFC Vs USMC
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
Inside Yvraine
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Sure, but if the fun is supposedly about watching one group of people who society idolizes as being ultimate badasses (UFC fighters) get utterly demolished by another group, it would be more fitting I think if the asskicking were to happen on a turf that they were more familiar with. As far as sheer entertainment is concerned, I'd rather watch GSP get trounced by a Marine in the octagon than a knife-duel in the forest.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 07:31:21
Subject: Re:UFC Vs USMC
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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So you want a duel, with rules, under controlled conditions, at a pre-established place & time, with both opponents having full knowledge of each other's martial skill sets?
Meh. I think the knife fight in the forest is much more realistic.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 07:57:08
Subject: Re:UFC Vs USMC
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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Peter Wiggin wrote:So you want a duel, with rules, under controlled conditions, at a pre-established place & time, with both opponents having full knowledge of each other's martial skill sets?
Meh. I think the knife fight in the forest is much more realistic. 
Except UFC fighters are not trained in that at all. It is kinda like me taking a plumber and asking him to rewire my house.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 08:25:01
Subject: Re:UFC Vs USMC
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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BlaxicanX wrote:Sure, but if the fun is supposedly about watching one group of people who society idolizes as being ultimate badasses (UFC fighters) get utterly demolished by another group, it would be more fitting I think if the asskicking were to happen on a turf that they were more familiar with.
As far as sheer entertainment is concerned, I'd rather watch GSP get trounced by a Marine in the octagon than a knife-duel in the forest.
The thing is though, that wouldn't happen. In a ring a UFC/MMA fighter would beat a Marine, even a MCMAP trainer. In a forest in an a-symmetric fight the USMC hammers UFC fighters. Horses for courses. The USMC does not have some secret formula to making people super human. They are very good at their job, but their job involves fighting people with no rules and with weapons involves, not fighting in a ring.
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insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 11:02:04
Subject: Re:UFC Vs USMC
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Inversely put the Marines in the ring and its a different story. Remember the Realtor secret: location Location LOCATION Automatically Appended Next Post: Steve steveson wrote: BlaxicanX wrote:Sure, but if the fun is supposedly about watching one group of people who society idolizes as being ultimate badasses (UFC fighters) get utterly demolished by another group, it would be more fitting I think if the asskicking were to happen on a turf that they were more familiar with.
As far as sheer entertainment is concerned, I'd rather watch GSP get trounced by a Marine in the octagon than a knife-duel in the forest.
The thing is though, that wouldn't happen. In a ring a UFC/MMA fighter would beat a Marine, even a MCMAP trainer. In a forest in an a-symmetric fight the USMC hammers UFC fighters. Horses for courses. The USMC does not have some secret formula to making people super human. They are very good at their job, but their job involves fighting people with no rules and with weapons involves, not fighting in a ring.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 11:16:08
Subject: UFC Vs USMC
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Krazed Killa Kan
Homestead, FL
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I am thinking this quickly turned from UFC fighters getting the chance to train with Marines to people trying to defend UFC for losing in a style of combat they have no training in.
Just enjoy watching these experts in their field get their butts kicked
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I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you mess with me, I'll kill you all
Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 11:50:41
Subject: UFC Vs USMC
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Just imagine if you put UFC fighters against competition dog show owners in UKC dog show competition!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 11:53:22
Subject: UFC Vs USMC
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Frazzled wrote:Just imagine if you put UFC fighters against competition dog show owners in UKC dog show competition!
That would be cruel to the UFC fighters.
Also, someone said UFC, so the obligatory picture:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 11:53:33
Subject: UFC Vs USMC
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Krazed Killa Kan
Homestead, FL
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Frazzled wrote:Just imagine if you put UFC fighters against competition dog show owners in UKC dog show competition!
they might win
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I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you mess with me, I'll kill you all
Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 12:19:28
Subject: UFC Vs USMC
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Nah the French poodles would cut them faster than they can blink. Those French poodle owners are mean.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 15:18:30
Subject: Re:UFC Vs USMC
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
Inside Yvraine
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Dreadwinter wrote: Peter Wiggin wrote:So you want a duel, with rules, under controlled conditions, at a pre-established place & time, with both opponents having full knowledge of each other's martial skill sets?
Meh. I think the knife fight in the forest is much more realistic. 
Except UFC fighters are not trained in that at all. It is kinda like me taking a plumber and asking him to rewire my house.
This guy gets it.
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