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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 01:52:48
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Heroic Senior Officer
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2015/09/04 01:59:31
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 02:09:32
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Master Shaper
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The skin barrier comment has to be my favorite, but it certainly is hard to pick a favorite. I nominate Ken for Man of the Year Award.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 02:20:04
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Fixture of Dakka
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Couple of people on this forum that Ken reminds me of...
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"The Omnissiah is my Moderati" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 02:26:15
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Alex C wrote:Couple of people on this forum that Ken reminds me of...
Everyone has a bit of Ken M in them. Automatically Appended Next Post: Maybe not this much Ken M though:
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/04 02:34:28
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 02:52:25
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
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Ken M is world-class trolling. That he still gets away with it amazes me.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 02:59:46
Subject: Re:Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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That was soooo funny.
Loved it..thanks for that.
Liked the cow udders.
GG
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 03:14:09
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Heroic Senior Officer
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There are so many haha. I too am surprised this guy can keep doing his thing. If only more trolls acted like this. With Genuine Stupidity instead of obvious flaming. Automatically Appended Next Post:
Again, cow humour.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 03:24:30
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"then how come potato is latin for king of the peanuts"
OMFG..... I am literally laughing my arse off at this.
I one day aspire to have this level of trolling down.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 03:27:06
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Here is a link of some good ones, saves me posting heaps of images.
http://imgur.com/gallery/9JCs9
A nice way to end a Friday afternoon at work indeed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 03:39:41
Subject: Re:Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Hellish Haemonculus
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That terra cotta warriors one...oh my god...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 05:19:29
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Gargantuan Gargant
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Truly a legend amongst trolls on the interwebz.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 17:46:08
Subject: Re:Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 I can't believe how stupid some of the people in the comments are that appear to be taking him seriously.
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I RIDE FOR DOOMTHUMBS! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 17:48:13
Subject: Re:Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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Ken M is the hero this city needs.
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 18:03:18
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
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The fact that Ken M is the internet personality that he is, and can yet still troll like he does is what surprises me the most. Then again, he often trolls YahooAnswers, where everyone involved is a fething moron, so perhaps I shouldn't be too surprised.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 18:27:34
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This is amazing. Ken M is a god among trolls. That cow thing...hahaha.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/04 20:21:08
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Psienesis wrote:The fact that Ken M is the internet personality that he is, and can yet still troll like he does is what surprises me the most. Then again, he often trolls YahooAnswers, where everyone involved is a fething moron, so perhaps I shouldn't be too surprised.
This is the key to his success. How often do those people actually care who they are talking to? How often do those people remember the many articles they argue about, let alone what they argued about a few weeks ago! So he trolls to sites which have a high attrition rate and a lot of anger etc... news sites. It is the perfect place to do so too, because everyone takes themselves seriously there.
He also targets businesses on face Book with good results.
However, im sure his targets are not as effective as they once where, because there are people who watch out for everything he says etc. Automatically Appended Next Post: Wow...
Ken M won a Pink Rifle haha
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/04 23:55:25
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/05 16:34:14
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Does this guy have his own website/blog/whatever?
Because it seems like that's the place to go if for some reason you need to read what this guy posts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/06 10:13:29
Subject: Re:Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/06 10:15:35
lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/06 10:54:11
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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It goes like this:
1. Ken says something apparently very stupid.
2. Someone takes the bait.
3. Ken says something that supports the stupid comment but is itself very witty.
This Ken M is not an idiot, even the initial 'stupid' comments show imagination, they don't appear to be usual dumb troll replies. I like his brand of humour.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/06 14:37:29
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Lady of the Lake
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He'd probably be a lot of fun on OT here.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/06 15:35:17
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'd pay to watch that.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/06 15:42:19
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Why hello, why haven't I seen this before?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/06 16:34:56
Subject: Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Banned after two posts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/07 00:06:07
Subject: Re:Ken M - Man of Many Face Palms
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Thanks for those links - head on over there if you really want to read more of this...stuff.
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