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Made in nz
Heroic Senior Officer




New Zealand

Ken M has given me a lot of laughs today, I thought id share some of the funnier "works" of his:











There are plenty more out there. What I find most funny is how genuine he sounds when he says this stuff and because ti sounds genuine people treat him like crap for it.

Gave me a laugh anyway. Still finding new ones haha.


Just had to add this one:





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Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

The skin barrier comment has to be my favorite, but it certainly is hard to pick a favorite. I nominate Ken for Man of the Year Award.

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Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






Couple of people on this forum that Ken reminds me of...

"The Omnissiah is my Moderati" 
   
Made in nz
Heroic Senior Officer




New Zealand

 Alex C wrote:
Couple of people on this forum that Ken reminds me of...


Everyone has a bit of Ken M in them.


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Maybe not this much Ken M though:

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Made in us
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter




Seattle

Ken M is world-class trolling. That he still gets away with it amazes me.

It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut






That was soooo funny.

Loved it..thanks for that.

Liked the cow udders.

GG
   
Made in nz
Heroic Senior Officer




New Zealand



There are so many haha. I too am surprised this guy can keep doing his thing. If only more trolls acted like this. With Genuine Stupidity instead of obvious flaming.


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Again, cow humour.

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





"then how come potato is latin for king of the peanuts"


OMFG..... I am literally laughing my arse off at this.

I one day aspire to have this level of trolling down.
   
Made in nz
Heroic Senior Officer




New Zealand

Here is a link of some good ones, saves me posting heaps of images.

http://imgur.com/gallery/9JCs9

A nice way to end a Friday afternoon at work indeed.
   
Made in us
Hellish Haemonculus






Boskydell, IL

That terra cotta warriors one...oh my god...

Welcome to the Freakshow!

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Gargantuan Gargant






Truly a legend amongst trolls on the interwebz.
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





I can't believe how stupid some of the people in the comments are that appear to be taking him seriously.

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Made in us
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Pleasant Valley, Iowa

Ken M is the hero this city needs.

 lord_blackfang wrote:
Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.

 Flinty wrote:
The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
 
   
Made in us
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter




Seattle

The fact that Ken M is the internet personality that he is, and can yet still troll like he does is what surprises me the most. Then again, he often trolls YahooAnswers, where everyone involved is a fething moron, so perhaps I shouldn't be too surprised.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut





This is amazing. Ken M is a god among trolls. That cow thing...hahaha.

   
Made in nz
Heroic Senior Officer




New Zealand

 Psienesis wrote:
The fact that Ken M is the internet personality that he is, and can yet still troll like he does is what surprises me the most. Then again, he often trolls YahooAnswers, where everyone involved is a fething moron, so perhaps I shouldn't be too surprised.


This is the key to his success. How often do those people actually care who they are talking to? How often do those people remember the many articles they argue about, let alone what they argued about a few weeks ago! So he trolls to sites which have a high attrition rate and a lot of anger etc... news sites. It is the perfect place to do so too, because everyone takes themselves seriously there.

He also targets businesses on face Book with good results.

However, im sure his targets are not as effective as they once where, because there are people who watch out for everything he says etc.


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Wow...

Ken M won a Pink Rifle haha

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[DCM]
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Does this guy have his own website/blog/whatever?

Because it seems like that's the place to go if for some reason you need to read what this guy posts.
   
Made in us
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Pleasant Valley, Iowa

Yes:

https://www.facebook.com/kenmofficial

Also a less-frequently updated tumblr:

http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/

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 lord_blackfang wrote:
Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.

 Flinty wrote:
The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
 
   
Made in gb
Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

It goes like this:

1. Ken says something apparently very stupid.

2. Someone takes the bait.

3. Ken says something that supports the stupid comment but is itself very witty.


This Ken M is not an idiot, even the initial 'stupid' comments show imagination, they don't appear to be usual dumb troll replies. I like his brand of humour.

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Lady of the Lake








He'd probably be a lot of fun on OT here.

   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

 n0t_u wrote:
He'd probably be a lot of fun on OT here.


I'd pay to watch that.

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I... actually don't know. Help?

Why hello, why haven't I seen this before?

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Decrepit Dakkanaut





 n0t_u wrote:


He'd probably be a lot of fun on OT here.


Banned after two posts

   
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Thanks for those links - head on over there if you really want to read more of this...stuff.
   
 
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