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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk





Silicon Valley, CA

I'm sure we're not the first ones to thinking about this, but having fun thinking about what Ork Motivational Speaking might look like. "No Pain No Gain" etc....

Pretty sure there is no such thing other than the Warboss thumping the Nobs and the Nobs thumping the Boyz. But, fun to imagine anyway

Here are a few one-pagers trying some out:

http://battlegaming1.blogspot.in/2015/09/40k-ork-warboss-spork-as-motivational.html

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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

I find these motivational posters funny.

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I think Ork motivational speaking is actually just a stick. In that you're either motivated or you get smacked with a stick.

I'll pluck you like a flower.

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 Tinkrr wrote:
I think Ork motivational speaking is actually just a stick. In that you're either motivated or you get smacked with a stick.
Nah, Warbosses are skilled motivational speakers - so much so they have a special rule in-game. Here's an extract from the speech given by Warboss Gruk Tanksmasha on Halorius Prime, 716.M41:

"WWAAAAAAAAAAAA..."

It continued in that vein for several minutes, and by the end there wasn't a dry choppa in the house.

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