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You want to know how I got this face? Well, my commissar was... a taskmaster, and a fiend. One day, we were assaulting a chaos stronghold, and he goes off crazier than usual. Out of crappy lasgun ammo, I grab a chaotic marine's plasma gun and try to suppress 'em. The commissar doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, he comes at me with his bolt pistol, saying: "Why so heretical?" Turns to me, gun in hand. "Why so heretical?" He levels the pistol with my head. Takes the shot, ricochets off the plasma gun. It gets hot, and does-- this-- to my face. Commissar tosses some goggles at me and chuckles: "Well, now you're always smiling."
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KommissarKiln wrote: You want to know how I got this face? Well, my commissar was... a taskmaster, and a fiend. One day, we were assaulting a chaos stronghold, and he goes off crazier than usual. Out of crappy lasgun ammo, I grab a chaotic marine's plasma gun and try to suppress 'em. The commissar doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, he comes at me with his bolt pistol, saying: "Why so heretical?" Turns to me, gun in hand. "Why so heretical?" He levels the pistol with my head. Takes the shot, ricochets off the plasma gun. It gets hot, and does-- this-- to my face. Commissar tosses some goggles at me and chuckles: "Well, now you're always smiling."
Spoiler:
I'm going to need some ointment to go with that burn.
No matter how many I shoot, there's always more! Thank the force our guns have limitless ammunition!
After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back!
15 successful trades as a buyer;
16 successful trades as a seller;
To glimpse the future, you must look to the past and understand it. Names may change, but human behavior repeats itself. Prophetic insight is nothing more than profound hindsight.
It doesn't matter how bloody far the apple falls from the tree. If the apple fell off of a Granny Smith, that apple is going to grow into a Granny bloody Smith. The only difference is whether that apple grows in the shade of the tree it fell from.
