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Made in ca
Rapacious Razorwing




The Black Craftworld

Hi, people of Dakka Dakka! I have come to warn you infidels of our coming. Sure, we elves must die, but according to our foolish Biel-tan cousins, you all must die too. I may think them to be horribly short sighted, but it sounds like a great idea! I will be crashing my raiders into your titans soon. My spiritseers will activate their pheonix gems to honour the great Falchou! There are sexy elf ladies to be had in the infinity circuit! PRAISE BE TO YNNEAD!

*coughs* Yeah... I am not sure GW intended their fluff be used to mock islamic extremists, but hell, they make it too easy.

My name is John (are you sure?) and I am an Eldar player, well, Dark Eldar mostly for now, but I am playing around with these fancy new alliance rules and having a lot of fun with the theoryhammer involving the three greater races of the grimdark... Who I am kidding, I generally hate elves, but I found myself playing them to bring great frustration and turmoil to my opponents (Mainly the wife, who foolishly chose Space Wolves, that Imperial harlot XD).

As you can tell, I have an odd sense of humour and can be quite brash and controversial (however, I will tone it down for the young ones who may be viewing). My greatest joys in this hobby come from modding and converting models... yes, I like to hack up these expensive toys to create crazy things (Blame Chaos in 3rd Ed.) but have been really striving to ensure everything stays tourney legal. My goal is to create a really interesting modded army that either inspire people to stray from the fluff (aka: boring grimdark) a little, or cringe at how kawaii the elves are (Magic sexy elf boat parties, mon-keighs. You have no idea).

So, yeah... that's me. Peace.
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Welcome to Dakka, I would suggest not going to the Crusade of Fury thread if you don't like... Hell just read it

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in ca
Rapacious Razorwing




The Black Craftworld

Will do! Thanks!
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Hi. Welcome to Dakka. Do look at the Crusade of Fury thread, I'm the Eldar, DEldar player there.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ca
Rapacious Razorwing




The Black Craftworld

Thank you very much, War Neko. See ya there sometime.
   
Made in nz
Strategizing Grey Knight Chapter Master





Auckland New Zealand

Hi,

Welcome to Dakka

IceAngel wrote:I must say Knightley, I am very envious of your squiggle ability. I mean, if squiggles were a tactical squad, you'd be the sergeant. If squiggles were an HQ, you'd be the special character. If squiggles were a way of life, you'd be Doctor Phil...
The Cleanest Painting blog ever!
Gitsplitta wrote:I am but a pretender... you are... the father of all squiggles. .
 
   
Made in nz
Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran






Wellington, NZ

Welcome to the forum! Always a pleasure to have more space elves to crumble underfoot

___________________ Check out my Ultramarines P&M Blog!___________________

 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





The Golden Throne

Hello! Welcome to Dakka Dakka!
   
 
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