Hi, people of Dakka Dakka! I have come to warn you infidels of our coming. Sure, we elves must die, but according to our foolish Biel-tan cousins, you all must die too. I may think them to be horribly short sighted, but it sounds like a great idea! I will be crashing my raiders into your titans soon. My spiritseers will activate their pheonix gems to honour the great Falchou! There are sexy elf ladies to be had in the infinity circuit! PRAISE BE
TO YNNEAD!
*coughs* Yeah... I am not sure
GW intended their fluff be used to mock islamic extremists, but hell, they make it too easy.
My name is John (are you sure?) and I am an Eldar player, well, Dark Eldar mostly for now, but I am playing around with these fancy new alliance rules and having a lot of fun with the theoryhammer involving the three greater races of the grimdark... Who I am kidding, I generally hate elves, but I found myself playing them to bring great frustration and turmoil to my opponents (Mainly the wife, who foolishly chose Space Wolves, that Imperial harlot XD).
As you can tell, I have an odd sense of humour and can be quite brash and controversial (however, I will tone it down for the young ones who may be viewing). My greatest joys in this hobby come from modding and converting models... yes, I like to hack up these expensive toys to create crazy things (Blame Chaos in 3rd Ed.) but have been really striving to ensure everything stays tourney legal. My goal is to create a really interesting modded army that either inspire people to stray from the fluff (aka: boring grimdark) a little, or cringe at how kawaii the elves are (Magic sexy elf boat parties, mon-keighs. You have no idea).
So, yeah... that's me. Peace.