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Inspired by these lines from the Avatar Room:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

Hey guyz! It's Badrukk, da freeboota king.

*sees Abbadon*

Abbadon! My good friend! How's it going?

Here's your story. WARNING! It's really crazy. If this ain't your cup of tea, then ignore this thread.


In battle sometime in the Early 41st Millenium, Badrukk's Ork Forces and Abbadon's Chaos Forces were fighting each other. The battle was hopeless, until Badrukk and Abbadon engaged in a Challenge, except it wasn't really a Challenge.
Abbadon raised his lightning claw (with built-in storm bolter), but then, he lowered it when he saw that Badrukk did not raise his weapon.
"If you were anything but an Ork, I'd kill you. But since we are Allies of Convenience, I'll let you live," said Abbadon.
"I'll accept dat," said Badrukk.
"We can work together, if it's OK with you," said Abbadon.
"That's fine wiv me," said Badrukk.
And so, the battle was a draw. The Chaos forces ran away, the Ork forces (with Abbadon and Badrukk together) went back to the space hulk.
When Boss Fart saw Abbadon and Badrukk together, he was astonished.
"How did you and Abbadon get together?" asked Slime.
"Oh, we decided not to kill each other," said Abbadon. "Us Chaos Marines and Orks are Allies of Convenience, according to the Rules."
Slime's jaw dropped to the floor, which caused great laughter from everyone in the room, except Abbadon and Badrukk (The laughter was ended when Badrukk shot a blank with Da Rippa).
For 3 years or so, Abbadon and Badrukk worked together. Combined Arms Detachments were taken, about 1000 points of Chaos Marines with 1500-1800 points of Orks.
All this ended one day, when Abbadon betrayed Badrukk.
Badrukk could not find his Gargantuan Squiggoth. Abbadon claimed he did not know anything, but an alternative source (a Flash Git) said that "While I waz keepin' watch, I saw Abbadon releaze da Squiggoth. I was going to tell ya dis mornin', but I couldn' find ya."
Badrukk found Abbadon later, and he strapped him down to extract part of his memory so he could find out what Abbadon did to the Squiggoth. This is what happened.
Abbadon had taken the Squiggoth to Nurgle's palace so there would be food for Nurgle and his minions. The Squiggoth was killed, and what was not eaten was frozen for later meals.
Unfortunately, Badrukk inadvertently extracted any mention of himself from Abbadon's memory, so that when Abbadon woke up, he did not remember the following:
Anything to do with Badrukk
The Squiggoth
Abbadon almost fought Badrukk, but he was chased out of Badrukk's base with the help of Flash Gitz. Badrukk felt no joy in this whatsoever. He had just lost one of his best friends from the only army he could ally with no problems.
Badrukk quickly got over the loss of Abbadon, and he continued his life without Abbadon. However, he will never forget his days with Abbadon, even though there were only a few of them.

I'm sorry that this is crazy, but I was inspired by the Avatar Room.

Hope you enjoyed.

Always thank mr abaddon

No but exciting! There's so much drama in the forum games section...

Hang on, as allies of convenience, aren't they supposed to be in different rooms or something? Or is that desperate allies?

 NoPoet wrote:
Hang on, as allies of convenience, aren't they supposed to be in different rooms or something? Or is that desperate allies?

I told you it was a crazy story.