BANTER MATCH ----- Everyone vs Eldar

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**Tiny_Titan**

LET THE EPIC BANTER MATCH BEGIN

you know how eldar were good before? well their new dex (not so new anymore) is BETTER than their last one which was already amazing. so lets have some banter so that we can all vent the salt and rage.

after all, if anyone should be able to take a joke, Its the clowns of the 40k universe.

**Farseer of Angau**

I have socks that are older than your entire race.

**pm713**

That's constructive.

**Tiny_Titan**

they must smell as bad as your latex suits then

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pm713 wrote:
That's constructive.

I would down vote your terrible banter if i could

**Blacksails**

Might want to edit the thread title.

You seem to be lacking an 'N'.

**CthuluIsSpy**

I saw the title, and expected slaanesh.
I was disappointed. How else am I to fall to depravity now?

**Farseer of Angau**

Tiny_Titan wrote:
they must smell as bad as your latex suits then

Even so, I am sure that orks would wear latex much better...

**Tiny_Titan**

Farseer of Angau wrote:
Tiny_Titan wrote:
they must smell as bad as your latex suits then

Even so, I am sure that orks would wear latex much better...

so you DO smell worse than millennia old socks? no wonder kids hate clowns.

**Farseer of Angau**

I would rather smell like old socks than strange green space goo that came from plants.

Besides, nothing can smell more than an ork's ability to aim a 'gun.'

**Tiny_Titan**

WOW shots fired! *pew pew* but da orks have more of dem dan you panzies!

We are made of fungus, thought you lot would have worked that out by now

we smell more like nature than you ever will

**CthuluIsSpy**

Farseer of Angau wrote:
Tiny_Titan wrote:
they must smell as bad as your latex suits then

Even so, I am sure that orks would wear latex much better...

Meatsack, please, have you seen Flayed Ones? They would absolutely kill it in latex.

**Farseer of Angau**

Well primitive weapons with many shots seems to be slightly inferior to this: *shoves Eldar Codex into face*

**Tiny_Titan**

Farseer of Angau wrote:
Well primitive weapons with many shots seems to be slightly inferior to this: *shoves Eldar Codex into face*

so it has come to this......

suck my nobz

**Swampmist**

With that level of heresy, we're gonna need the BIG exterminatus bomb. TECHPRIEST GEOFF, PREPARE THE CARPET OF WRATH!!!

**thepowerfulwill**

Well this looks like the perfect time for chaos to show up! : D

Hey! Eldrad! Our gods beat up your gods! Ya.

*chaotic self-five*

**Tiny_Titan**

Perhaps we should unite all of the gods of the universe to smite the Eldar, and then we can all play 40k amongst ourselves without having to look over our shoulders every 5 minutes for .... *gulp* ...... "that guy" .......

**RiTides**

While there have been some funny replies

this thread really can't go anywhere, so going to have to lock it up.