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My thread will destroy the surrounding pre-schools with furred axe-wolves of never-ending rage. Yesterday however, many pre-schools we, we, we monsieur! We cannot kill all the ’nids, orks and Arbites wives who are like inquisitors, except deadlier. Mastication and heresy are the things Australians like least. Americans, however, live fearfully heretical because they follow useless Democrats. Democrats suck. And cry. But mostly sneeze. Someday they will not wake up because they don’t remember their name. Alcohol can and will increase the pregnancy-rates in all redneck communities. One day I was purging n00bs when suddenly they exploded into blood, mixed with all sorts of confetti. When we walked willingly without water which was wilful, Walter wondered, why would Wisconsin wave witches when wonderful weirdness woefully waylays with working weasels, who watch with watchful wisdom. The Emprah unfortunately sucks. Not. Does! Anyway… I will kill inquisitors. But not really. Inquisitors burn themselves. This is SPARDAA, AND spaaaaaMDA! Orks and inquisitors, Spess mahreens with banana bread socks tickle each other with nobz, who asplode in Darkvoidof40k, who is dead. White fiddling that seemed weird but was tasty and disgusting because it was Chuck Norris. Cheese is delicious, pokerface with paparazzi waffles. The webways sadomasochism is gay like Chaos. Orks eat poisoned orksies. Enchanted bananananas can make cheese. Darkvoidof40k with NIkev pawn themselves. Tactical Sindri with metal boxes. Revision on german women would be better if there were practicals in it. I, Darkvoidof40k will eliminate myself, by eating the fat, fat penguin, it eats the living dead. Who munches on little atomic weggies that eat babies that are still-born because their faces that are turtles, squigs and crazy lame people? Aliens live in Coc0loc0’s liver sandwich. How the monkeys dance hephalumps pelvicthrusting stormtroopers. The knight jousted the orangutan screaming thrust-making sounds. Turtles make soup while three blind ladies lady away from thrusticon towards antithrusticon. Spoons love is disregarded by LEROOY JEENKINSS! In sideways, momentum without regicide. The queer gaylord Ultramarine’s dancing was worshiping Nurgle potatoes of uber awesomeness. Tried with the yellow pantsuit, but they have eaten all the really scruptious potatoes, where the potatoes destroy every farmer who grew potatoes on top of the ground potatoland – it is full of win. Why do pigs suddenly fly? Every time they drink wine the Velociraptor gives numerous pigs gratefully sprouted potato-shaped wings, adorned with yellow banana-doctors, who like examining POTATOES! BURNING in potatoy FIRE! Potatoes eat awesome bottles of toxic turkeys that fly into the museum of awesomeness that went out the rear portal that sent women towards hell. I dislike GW, I like cheese. Can’t you have Dashofpepperd love with vanilla chosen to fight Jesus with rubber cainswords that chaffe your nipples? I kill nuns with small vibrating rubber rod-shaped pleasure. Jesus ”after dark” things like my chaos buttocks that fart when squeezed. Sometimes hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia has to be bromosapian. Me want Squiggly-wiggler. Thou shall sally-forward into your endzone. Death comes before the cake of doom. We wear some pink fail around town. Then crazy naked daemonettes squirted white creamy bananas while singing Eminem. Crazy hobos enjoyed trash while we rub Cheesecat sadisticly. Sausages dance gayly on Tectonic. Coc0loc0 is the lord-almighty turded, yet he whistled slowly. However, whosoever hooted, therefore I love Einstein’s buns on some honey with vaginal extract, refined without cheese-chips which irritate Zorro. Cheesecat licked the thing while using spectrograph to spanishize Obama, thus Obama is spanish. Jews eat little alcoholics, unless little gnomes take lollipops from my special little *ahem* tiny pieces of liver with horse intestine dip. Damn those gnomes with their little pickles that are very small, and sometimes they eat cucumbers at Dick’s. Also, hatfarts rape pickles with zombie apples. Charlie thinks he stabbed his uncle with Drazhar’s rubber-covered chicken coldcut purple banana blades, with DOOM, MONSTERS love DOOM more than DOOM II, it was not right… Obama unchin-snouted scrufflemunts. The dead cookies got their chocolate eliminated by ninjas. Ninjas ate Kitty! Grenades fired are in Utah. In october I

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OOC: what are scrunchies?

Scrazza wrote:OOC: what are scrunchies?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrunchie
Have a look.

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