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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 01:19:50
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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How would you go about cleaning a chainsword?
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If you allow yourself to be killed and ingested, your soul is forfeited. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 01:22:18
Subject: Re:Cleaning chainswords
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Remove the blades, take out your special ointment soaked cloth, and bathe it in the Emperor's holiness, murmuring ancient rites to the Machine God along the way. Then be ready to clean it proper in the blood of the Imperium's enemies. Sound about right?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/23 01:23:37
G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 01:22:20
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Furious Fire Dragon
A forest
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With new blood
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 03:18:00
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Kapuskasing, ON
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Heretic blood is great at removing Xeno blood.
Xeno blood is great at removing Heretic blood.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 09:02:23
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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I would clean it same way as I clean a chainsaw. It's basicly the came thing. But I dare you, I double dare you, don't do it at home. Hand it to the professionals (like me).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 10:42:02
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Depends, Are you a World Eater?
Yes- You Dont
No- Pffft I Dunno
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 12:50:25
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Give it to a servitor...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 16:26:33
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Agile Revenant Titan
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Personally, I'd fill a bucket with soapy water (or your cleaning fluid of choice), stick the 'blade' in and then rev it up.
Lots of bubbles and a clean chainsword.
Being 40k, the bubbles are likely blood-soaked...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 16:55:14
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Cleanin choppas is grots work.
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"Hold my shoota, I'm goin in"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 22:42:03
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Hand it to someone else...
In reality, probbly take the cover off. Clear the biggest gunk and bone out before reving the blade through a cleaning soloution correctly formulated by the admech. Of course.
And a clean chainsword is ready to be properly covered in xeno and heratic blood anew
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 22:47:07
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Don't forget to say the sacred prayers of cleansing though, or you will find yourself on a pyre very quickly...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/23 22:51:59
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Iron_Captain wrote:Don't forget to say the sacred prayers of cleansing though, or you will find yourself on a pyre very quickly...
And lastly give the moving parts a sacred oil before putting the cover back on
Only sacred oil works.
Using non scared is a blamable offence. All guardsmane are expected to buy sacred oil out there pay
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/24 08:13:29
Subject: Re:Cleaning chainswords
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Fixture of Dakka
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With the Kaercher model 40K
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/24 08:13:46
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/24 09:39:47
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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Unless you are a very dedicated cultist to Khorne or Slaanesh, remember to turn it off first.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/24 10:40:49
Subject: Cleaning chainswords
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Warsaw
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"Angel Exterminatus" has a scene, where Kroeger, the Warsmith, cleans his chainsword. It takes a lot of time and patience, removing every, single tooth, lubricate it, assemble the whole, damn thing...
Man, power weapons are so much better.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/10/24 10:46:05
Subject: Re:Cleaning chainswords
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Many thanks comrades, this has been informative. I now have a list of many things not to do, the first of which is own a chainsword.
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If you allow yourself to be killed and ingested, your soul is forfeited. |
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