Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count

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**InyokaMadoda**

Crap joke alert!

Blonde's 710 Cover

A blonde walked into a Lordco auto accessory parts store asking for a “710 cover” for her car engine. The man at the counter looked puzzled and told her he had never heard of a 710 cover. She explained that her car had always had one since new, but she noticed it was gone after the last servicing.

After spending an hour checking everything in the parts catalogue and consulting several other staff members, one of the service agents asked her if she could draw a 710 cover.

She held up her hands and made a circle about 2 ½ inches. He still didn't understand and patiently asked her to draw a picture for him (by that time there were several employees watching the proceedings).

The woman drew a circle (with an edge like a flower) and wrote 710 inside the circle… All the employees started to laugh - why did they laugh?

Sometimes, the internet sucks.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

**InyokaMadoda**

Mauser C96 712 model

**Canaan**

**Waaagh_Gonads**

I used to get these out from the library to read all the time in primary school.

**Canaan**

**InyokaMadoda**

Issue 716

**Canaan**

**Waaagh_Gonads**

**Canaan**

**InyokaMadoda**

Conceptual design for the XBox 720

**Canaan**

**FrozenFox**

USS Key West (SSN-722)

**Canaan**

**InyokaMadoda**

**Waaagh_Gonads**

**Canaan**

**malfred**

**InyokaMadoda**

**FrozenFox**

**Canaan**

**Smashotron**

(switched for a less offensive photo)

Unit 731 (731 部隊, Nana-san-ichi butai?) was a covert biological and chemical warfare research and development unit of the Imperial Japanese Army that undertook lethal human experimentation during the Second Sino-Japanese War (1937–1945) and World War II. It was responsible for some of the most notorious war crimes carried out by Japanese personnel.

**Canaan**

**InyokaMadoda**

Another wrench

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Western Maryland steam engine 734

**FrozenFox**

Some golfing utensils.

**Typeline**

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Boeing 737

**Canaan**

**FrozenFox**