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2011/09/21 21:17:31
Subject: Re:The Blood Moon III Discussion Thread...
halonachos wrote:Now imagine the Penguin and The Penguin naked, together, worst porno idea ever, but at least I got paid.
...Wait, Danny DeVito Penguin or Burgess Meredith Penguin?...Hmm..perhaps Both...a Penguin, Penguin and Penguin scene....hows that for blood curdling ?
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/09/21 21:20:29
Subject: Re:The Blood Moon III Discussion Thread...
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
No I mean I dressed up as The Penguin and the Penguin and I made a movie.
At least I can use the same costume for halloween, smells a bit like shame and desperation though. Who knows, maybe I'll find a good looking slutty nun this time. The Slutty Nun is The Penguin's choice of mate you know and penguins are a Slutty Nun's choice of mate as well because it doesn't go against the whole celibacy thing. At least that's how I think it works in the bible.
Chowderhead wrote:I've railed a ton of nuns. All you have to do is come in with a big white beard, be bald, have a white robe, and pretend you're god. Bam! Insta-sex!
Chowderhead wrote:I've railed a ton of nuns. All you have to do is come in with a big white beard, be bald, have a white robe, and pretend you're god. Bam! Insta-sex!
Well at least Fitzz won't be lonely.
Doesn't FITZZ have a wife and a son who can kick the crap out of anyone here?
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Chowderhead wrote:I've railed a ton of nuns. All you have to do is come in with a big white beard, be bald, have a white robe, and pretend you're god. Bam! Insta-sex!
Well at least Fitzz won't be lonely.
Nope...Pretty sure that just earned Chowder a seat on the bullet train to hell... ...
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Chowderhead wrote:I've railed a ton of nuns. All you have to do is come in with a big white beard, be bald, have a white robe, and pretend you're god. Bam! Insta-sex!
Well at least Fitzz won't be lonely.
Doesn't FITZZ have a wife and a son who can kick the crap out of anyone here?
Knowing Fitzz, probably, but I think he has a daughter too. A daughter who is collecting monster dolls and may lead a crew of misfits in an RP one day. All with the help of Mordo of course, because I think Mordo is actually undead already and exists only to make good guys miserable.
Chowderhead wrote:I've railed a ton of nuns. All you have to do is come in with a big white beard, be bald, have a white robe, and pretend you're god. Bam! Insta-sex!
Well at least Fitzz won't be lonely.
Doesn't FITZZ have a wife and a son who can kick the crap out of anyone here?
Indeed...but I believe Nachos means your coming to hell with me...
...And speaking of my Little Bruce Lee...he just ranked up to Red Belt...which means he will be a certified Black Belt before he's 11 years old.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Chowderhead wrote:I've railed a ton of nuns. All you have to do is come in with a big white beard, be bald, have a white robe, and pretend you're god. Bam! Insta-sex!
Well at least Fitzz won't be lonely.
Nope...Pretty sure that just earned Chowder a seat on the bullet train to hell... ...
I'm up in first class, baby!
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Chowderhead wrote:I've railed a ton of nuns. All you have to do is come in with a big white beard, be bald, have a white robe, and pretend you're god. Bam! Insta-sex!
Well at least Fitzz won't be lonely.
Doesn't FITZZ have a wife and a son who can kick the crap out of anyone here?
Indeed...but I believe Nachos means your coming to hell with me...
...And speaking of my Little Bruce Lee...he just ranked up to Red Belt...which means he will be a certified Black Belt before he's 11 years old.
... that I'm moving to Canada. He's gonna run this nation by the time he's 22. And with pappy FITZZ as his most trusted Advisor, We're all fethed.
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Chowderhead wrote:I've railed a ton of nuns. All you have to do is come in with a big white beard, be bald, have a white robe, and pretend you're god. Bam! Insta-sex!
Well at least Fitzz won't be lonely.
Doesn't FITZZ have a wife and a son who can kick the crap out of anyone here?
Indeed...but I believe Nachos means your coming to hell with me...
...And speaking of my Little Bruce Lee...he just ranked up to Red Belt...which means he will be a certified Black Belt before he's 11 years old.
Which means he will run Barter Town, which makes me think. Maybe Mel Gibson from Mad Max would be like Harlow.
Chowderhead wrote:
... that I'm moving to Canada. He's gonna run this nation by the time he's 22. And with pappy FITZZ as his most trusted Advisor, We're all fethed.
Nah, we're all going to be dead or forced to act out the RPs in real life, which would suck for some people.
Chowderhead wrote:I've railed a ton of nuns. All you have to do is come in with a big white beard, be bald, have a white robe, and pretend you're god. Bam! Insta-sex!
Well at least Fitzz won't be lonely.
Doesn't FITZZ have a wife and a son who can kick the crap out of anyone here?
Indeed...but I believe Nachos means your coming to hell with me...
...And speaking of my Little Bruce Lee...he just ranked up to Red Belt...which means he will be a certified Black Belt before he's 11 years old.
... that I'm moving to Canada. He's gonna run this nation by the time he's 22. And with pappy FITZZ as his most trusted Advisor, We're all fethed.
It's all part of my master plan Chowder...with my two children ...nothing can stop us.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
reading this thread always brightens my day you guys would make one good comedian team
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/09/21 21:42:40
Subject: Re:The Blood Moon III Discussion Thread...
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
i was expecting more tattoos,not glasses
but feth it, ill die from blunt trauma either way it seems
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:i was expecting more tattoos,not glasses
but feth it, ill die from blunt trauma either way it seems
Why would my 10 year old have tattoos?... ...
like father like son and ive seen stranger,lots of it from nachos and this thread
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
halonachos wrote:If that's really your son, then I already lost. I cannot hit a kid with glasses, mainly because his dad would probably kick my ass.
BTW, did anyone notice the giant red-headed karate kid statue in the background?
Yup, that's my boy...and don't worry...he always takes his glasses off when he's getting ready to hand out a butt kicking..
I have a girl that my mom used to babysit, she's like a sister to me and she knows karate. She's still a youngin' but she can break a board with her hand at least. I never learned karate when I was little, it was "too dangerous" compared to flag football I guess. Hell I wanted to play little league baseball but that was 'dangerous'.
lord commissar klimino wrote:i was expecting more tattoos,not glasses
but feth it, ill die from blunt trauma either way it seems
Why would my 10 year old have tattoos?... ...
like father like son and ive seen stranger,lots of it from nachos and this thread
... ..He did once take a bunch of markers and draw pictures all over himself so he could " Look Like daddy"...but that was when he was four...
I've told him that when he get's older if he wants to get tattoos it's up to him...but he should probably avoid going "sleeved" like me.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
that I'm moving to Canada. He's gonna run this nation by the time he's 22. And with pappy FITZZ as his most trusted Advisor, We're all fethed.
and ive seen stranger,lots of it from nachos and this thread