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FITZZ wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:i was expecting more tattoos,not glasses

but feth it, ill die from blunt trauma either way it seems

Why would my 10 year old have tattoos?... ...

like father like son and ive seen stranger,lots of it from nachos and this thread

... ..He did once take a bunch of markers and draw pictures all over himself so he could " Look Like daddy"...but that was when he was four...
I've told him that when he get's older if he wants to get tattoos it's up to him...but he should probably avoid going "sleeved" like me.

the more i learn about you,the more id wonder what it would be like to actually MEET you. for some reason i imagine either it being the apocalypse,or at a horror theme park.

lord commissar klimino wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:i was expecting more tattoos,not glasses

but feth it, ill die from blunt trauma either way it seems

Why would my 10 year old have tattoos?... ...

like father like son and ive seen stranger,lots of it from nachos and this thread

... ..He did once take a bunch of markers and draw pictures all over himself so he could " Look Like daddy"...but that was when he was four...
I've told him that when he get's older if he wants to get tattoos it's up to him...but he should probably avoid going "sleeved" like me.

the more i learn about you,the more id wonder what it would be like to actually MEET you. for some reason i imagine either it being the apocalypse,or at a horror theme park.

Apparently, when I meet FITZZ, he's taking me to a strip club and getting me plastered.

halonachos wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

halonachos wrote:If that's really your son, then I already lost. I cannot hit a kid with glasses, mainly because his dad would probably kick my ass.

BTW, did anyone notice the giant red-headed karate kid statue in the background?

Yup, that's my boy...and don't worry...he always takes his glasses off when he's getting ready to hand out a butt kicking..

I have a girl that my mom used to babysit, she's like a sister to me and she knows karate. She's still a youngin' but she can break a board with her hand at least. I never learned karate when I was little, it was "too dangerous" compared to flag football I guess. Hell I wanted to play little league baseball but that was 'dangerous'.

I refuse to bubble wrap my kids...I grew up rough and I know I can't shelter them from the world...I've done my best to instil good sense and judgement in them, they know what is " safe and not safe" ( strangers, drugs...etc)...but I don't hover over them...I know kids get hurt growing up...I'd rather they learn how to take a hit and get back up from it then avoid the hit...

@ Chowder...Have to wait for your big 21...but after that...we'll head to New Orleans..

@ Klimino...You left out bake sale...I'm a sucker for fresh baked goods...

FITZZ wrote: @ Chowder...Have to wait for your big 21...but after that...we'll head to New Orleans..

You gonna be alive in 5 years?

Chowderhead wrote:

FITZZ wrote: @ Chowder...Have to wait for your big 21...but after that...we'll head to New Orleans..

You gonna be alive in 5 years?

... ...Of course...trust me bro, If I'd have dug my grave everytime someone told me I'd never make it to 25 ..I'd be at the earths core by now...
Like the saying goes...Heaven doesn't want me...and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Speaking of family...I have to meditate on if my latest idea is good or not...if I figure it out, Harlow may have a second NPC...we'll see...

This may require PMs...hmmmmm....

WARORK93 wrote:Speaking of family...I have to meditate on if my latest idea is good or not...if I figure it out, Harlow may have a second NPC...we'll see...

This may require PMs...hmmmmm....

Silly WARORK, giving yourself a family in an RP I'm in.

Mordoskul wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:Speaking of family...I have to meditate on if my latest idea is good or not...if I figure it out, Harlow may have a second NPC...we'll see...

This may require PMs...hmmmmm....

Silly WARORK, giving yourself a family in an RP I'm in.

Bah, go back to torturing Andy and leave me to plan Harlow's misery in peace...

WARORK93 wrote:

Mordoskul wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:Speaking of family...I have to meditate on if my latest idea is good or not...if I figure it out, Harlow may have a second NPC...we'll see...

This may require PMs...hmmmmm....

Silly WARORK, giving yourself a family in an RP I'm in.

Bah, go back to torturing Andy and leave me to plan Harlow's misery in peace...

Could be Mordo's grown bored with Andy and is looking for some fresh flesh to torture...

FITZZ wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:Bah, go back to torturing Andy and leave me to plan Harlow's misery in peace...

Could be Mordo's grown bored with Andy and is looking for some fresh flesh to torture...

Over my dead body...

...waitaminute...

I have a few ideas I need to PM you with Fitzz...standby...

WARORK93 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:Bah, go back to torturing Andy and leave me to plan Harlow's misery in peace...

Could be Mordo's grown bored with Andy and is looking for some fresh flesh to torture...

Over my dead body...

...waitaminute...

I have a few ideas I need to PM you with Fitzz...standby...

...Standing by...well, technically I'm sitting by sipping on a beer...but...the point would be that I await your PM.

Hay there, sorry I haven't been posting. Is there anything else you want me to do with the mages? Story, rules..ect? I'm going to repost everything and make it cleaner anyway, I just want to know what you have in mind.

Berserksteve wrote:Hay there, sorry I haven't been posting. Is there anything else you want me to do with the mages? Story, rules..ect? I'm going to repost everything and make it cleaner anyway, I just want to know what you have in mind.

IIRC the Mage section looked pretty good...but yes, do whatever clean ips/alterations you have in mind so I can give it another go over...
That goes for the rest of you folk as well...polish up all your ideas so we can get a look at what we have so far...

FITZZ wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

Mordoskul wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:Speaking of family...I have to meditate on if my latest idea is good or not...if I figure it out, Harlow may have a second NPC...we'll see...

This may require PMs...hmmmmm....

Silly WARORK, giving yourself a family in an RP I'm in.

Bah, go back to torturing Andy and leave me to plan Harlow's misery in peace...

Could be Mordo's grown bored with Andy and is looking for some fresh flesh to torture...

Yes, go bother Ryan, for feth's sake please go after Ryan.

halonachos wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

Mordoskul wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:Speaking of family...I have to meditate on if my latest idea is good or not...if I figure it out, Harlow may have a second NPC...we'll see...

This may require PMs...hmmmmm....

Silly WARORK, giving yourself a family in an RP I'm in.

Bah, go back to torturing Andy and leave me to plan Harlow's misery in peace...

Could be Mordo's grown bored with Andy and is looking for some fresh flesh to torture...

Yes, go bother Ryan, for feth's sake please go after Ryan.

Mordoskul bonds for life, silly man.

Chowderhead wrote:

halonachos wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

Mordoskul wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:Speaking of family...I have to meditate on if my latest idea is good or not...if I figure it out, Harlow may have a second NPC...we'll see...

This may require PMs...hmmmmm....

Silly WARORK, giving yourself a family in an RP I'm in.

Bah, go back to torturing Andy and leave me to plan Harlow's misery in peace...

Could be Mordo's grown bored with Andy and is looking for some fresh flesh to torture...

Yes, go bother Ryan, for feth's sake please go after Ryan.

Mordoskul bonds for life, silly man.

I wouldn't mind sharing with ghosty, Mordo can pester both of our characters as long as he just pesters Andy and his family while trying to kill Ryan and his.

halonachos wrote:I wouldn't mind sharing with ghosty, Mordo can pester both of our characters as long as he just pesters Andy and his family while trying to kill Ryan and his.

I like this idea...it leaves Harlow out of the misery loop...

WARORK93 wrote:

halonachos wrote:I wouldn't mind sharing with ghosty, Mordo can pester both of our characters as long as he just pesters Andy and his family while trying to kill Ryan and his.

I like this idea...it leaves Harlow out of the misery loop...

Well when Harlow has a family then Mordo will deem you worthy of massacring.



Crooked Andy: Crooked Andy was happy with his life, he had money, power, slaves, and most importantly several consorts that he could be with at a whim. Unfortunately, Andy's happiness was ended when he was accidentally set on fire by one of his consorts. The mixture of almost pure alcohol and the car battery Andy attached to his nipples proved to be most fatal when a spark landed on the vodka he had spilled on himself in a sense of ecstasy and set him alight. His consort was too busy trying to save herself as Andy burned and died in a most satisfactory way, naked, covered in alcohol, with jumper-cables biting into the soft flesh of his nipples.

Crooked Ryan: As a werewolf, Ryan had managed to keep himself well groomed and in control of his wild side and became an accountant for a notable vampire family. Every day Ryan would count numbers and balance budgets for 8 hours only to return home to a nagging wife named Star and his brat of a daughter Cassy. However, every third wednesday he would sneak off to an apartment and find his mistress Holly and the two would work to relieve the stress Ryan had been keeping welled up in his body. One night Ryan was caught cheating on his wife and the two managed to divorce, with Ryan having to give most of his income to Star and Cassy who both had managed to become werewolf playboy bunnies working for a man named "Heyzeus". Ryan was also sentenced to lose his testicles as they were the source of his actions and often stairs at a picture of them before going to bed in his one room apartment.

Crooked Harlow: He had been a cowboy when he met his first vampire, unfortunately for Harlow the vampire was a very hungry vampire and Harlow quickly made a meal he hoped would fill the vampire. Beans, rice, steak, and grits all made a nice set of side dished for the main course as the vampire sank his fangs into Harlow's neck. However, the vampire had never eaten such a rustic and rugged meal before and soon the meal was battling the vampire's guts in an epic battle of fisticuffs. Mustached bits of steak punched stomach lining, grits dog-piled on the cells of the ancient intestines, and the beans and rice pulled out switchblades and stabbed at the esophagus. Soon the vampire was recoiling, grabbing its stomach in pain as it bubbled and then exploded. Blood from the vampire landed inside Harlow's mouth and he unwittingly swallowed it, turning him into a vampire. Harlow then spent the rest of endless life feeding off of city-slickers who entered his country bar franchise named "Johnny Vampire-Seed". When the vampires took over, Harlow donned his old gear and began to travel the world, telling stories of Johnny Vampire-Seed, the man who spread cheaply priced tequila throughout the Midwest and offering coupons along the way.

Crooked Natasha: After hearing about the prophecy of a pureblood trying to take over the world and removing the vampires from control, Natasha was happy. When that prophecy failed she sought out another way to bring about the prophecy, her idea, to poison the food that the vampires consumed. By forcing humans to breed with werewolves they would produce werewolf-human hybrids that would hopefully turn while being harvested and cause any vampire who drank it to fall ill and unconscious. The sound of whips and grunts sounded in the wasteland, their position was always given away but the ground surrounding them was always too sticky to allow any outsider to get too close. Natasha herself never managed to sire any offspring, unfortunately her aggressive methods ended up breaking the spines of her unfortunate 'victims'.

Crooked Musater/Longar?

Chowderhead wrote:Crooked Musater/Longar?

Will be coming up, I can only do so much every night. But just because you nagged, expect BDSM.

halonachos wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:Crooked Musater/Longar?

Will be coming up, I can only do so much every night. But just because you nagged, expect BDSM.

Oh joy. It's not like I didn't expect it.

Musater would be a slave to his emotions and would be dead in some horrifying sex game gone wrong in my version of him for the Crooked World.

Crooked Longar: Longar was once king of the werewolves of the crooked world, alas when the vampires took power Longar lost all of his. Instead of beheading him at the end of the war, Cain forced Longar to submit to his ultimate power. With the kissing of Cain's feet Longar had lost everything, power, respect, money, everything he had known. But the new world order offered new opportunities, even for a large werewolf with no one under his control. In desperation for food Longar turned to the world's oldest profession, fishing. However he also realized that the world's rivers and oceans had become dead and after several weeks of failure he turned to the world's other oldest profession. He turned tricks behind the local 7-//(the 11 is slanted because its the crooked world). His talents were discovered by a vampire who enjoyed the way Longar's beard tickled his feet and he was soon hired to local in the local sex dungeon. He changed his name to Longar, King of the Bears and made exponential profits for the owner of "The Leather Bandit". He continued to turn tricks in the back room, his position "The Hobbit" became a popular position among the patrons.

Do you want to see Musater Chowder, do you want to see what I can do to Musater?

Oh great. Longar's a whore. Happy days.

Sure, let's see how you can rape my mind once more with Musater, Halo.

Crooked Musater/Musatei: His war was over, and he returned home defeated. Somehow he and his sister had managed to escape the roving death squads and wandered into the wastes to find refuge, every full moon they would exchange awkward glances and promise each other that they would never tell anyone else what they would do with each other during that time, those wild, ecstasy filled nights of watching the emotional first part of the movie Titanic on a portable DVD player would be the cause of much shame for Musater and Musatei, both had never seen the action packed second disc and they thought they never would. However one night they heard groaning coming from beyond the horizon and as they approached the origin, dirt began to stick to their feet the product of lust creating a glue that stuck them to the earth beneath them. Never the less they continued moving towards the sounds of excitement. To their surprise there was a massive orgy of fur and flesh that called to them. The two ran towards the orgy and found Natasha standing there with arms opened wide for the two refugees. Musatei was instantly paired off, but Musater was left alone, a deficit of female humans leaving him alone. Natasha eyed the soft man and pulled him towards her own quarters. She was surprised with the tenderness of Musater's skin and instantly her primal urges kicked in. No sooner had Musater been undressed had a ball gag been stuffed into his mouth and he had been hog tied and blindfolded. For several weeks Musater ate nothing and Natasha forced herself upon him until Musater finally reached his breaking point. As Natasha lifted Musater up with the pulley to begin "Position 372" of the Werewolf Kama Sutra his lower spine shattered. Natasha instantly grew bored of her man toy and removed the gag from his mouth and asked him if he had any last wishes before she put him out of his misery. "I want to see my sister." Musater said weakly, his jaw sore from being stuck open for weeks. "But I am your sister." Natasha said as the blindfold was removed. His vision was blurred and the person in front of him seemed to be Natasha but as his sight cleared it was easy to see that it was indeed his sister. "Have we, all of this time?" Musater asked, his head lay on the floor. "It wasn't always me, sometimes it was Natasha and sometimes it was me and Natasha." Musatei responded as she looked at Musater in disappointment, "Did all of those nights of watching character development and emotional drama mean nothing to you?" she asked. "But you're my sister." Musater said. "Actually, I'm not your sister, I'm your second cousin, its perfectly legal here.". "Oh okay, if you're my second cousin then I'm fine with it." Musater said before passing out.

"You're not his second cousin are you?" Natasha asked. "No I'm his sister, but he just had such soft skin." Musatei said as she clasped her hands together in fond memory. "Wow, you're more fethed up than I am." Natasha said taken aback, "But how are we going to get rid of him, he can't walk anymore?".

"Who says I want to get rid of him?" Musatei said as she dragged the unconscious Musater to her own private area.

whoa dang. now THATS a way to go. i think.

me personally i want to go out fighting,that or be immortal. screw the people i know,i get to live forever. FOR-E-VER.

lord commissar klimino wrote:whoa dang. now THATS a way to go. i think.

me personally i want to go out fighting,that or be immortal. screw the people i know,i get to live forever. FOR-E-VER.

Rule one of immortality...

Nobody lives forever...

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:whoa dang. now THATS a way to go. i think.

me personally i want to go out fighting,that or be immortal. screw the people i know,i get to live forever. FOR-E-VER.

Rule one of immortality...

Nobody lives forever...

Musater's not dead, he just can't run away.

halonachos wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:whoa dang. now THATS a way to go. i think.

me personally i want to go out fighting,that or be immortal. screw the people i know,i get to live forever. FOR-E-VER.

Rule one of immortality...

Nobody lives forever...

Musater's not dead, he just can't run away.

feth you. you wont be saying that when im dancing on your grave 200 years from now