Skulls for the skull throne - Khorne has been elected to government :-p

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**Poly Ranger**

Just thought some of you (especially fellow Brits) may appreciate how NewsTrump, Britain's most popular satire site, has shared an article about Khorne taking a cabinet position after the Election:
http://newsthump.com/2016/07/14/khorne-the-blood-god-confirmed-as-secretary-of-state-for-culture-media-and-sport-in-cabinet-reshuffle/
Best bit is, most of their regular audience will be totally lost with that one.

**mrhappyface**

I bet Khorne would disapprove of the back peddling on Brexit.

BREXIT FOR THE BREXIT GODS! Bring me Merkel's skull!

**john27**

This is the kind of government I want.

we just need slaanesh as head of police and military now

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This is the kind of government I want.

we just need slaanesh as head of police and military now

**Poly Ranger**

And...
Secretary of state for Health care: Nurgle
Owners of the Daily Heil/Daily Express (of outrage)/ The Sun/ The Torygraph replaced by Tzeentch.
Secretary of state for Brexit replaced by Malal (no focus)
Perfect!

**master of ordinance**

Well, it is most definitely and improvement.

**Sentinel1**

BREAKING NEWS!

Two new public appointments are happening in the NHS after appalling results were released into the failings of several hospitals:

- Grandfather Nurgle to head the Care Quality Commission for the NHS.

- Slaanesh is to run a sexual health awareness and screening program with pop-up points touring major cities and towns being in August.

In other news Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron has hired in a new spin doctor/adviser to change the parties disastrous results in the election. He hopes by hiring a Mr Tzeentch, his party can change the way voters think about the Brexit to reverse the referendum result he didn't like.