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Azrael: Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that shipment of Girly.. I mean, Primaris Marines we didn't request was lost in an unfortunate accident.
Girlyman: No problems, I'll send more!
Azrael: I'm sure there are many other chapters that need them more than we do. Please look after them instead.
Girlyman: It's no problem. I've got thousands of them to get rid of. The damn things grow on trees. <muffled voice as if hand was placed over vox unit> What to you mean that's a trade secret? Too late now. Thaw out another company and send them to the Dark Angels, ASAP. <normal voice again> They're on their way. I've got to run, toodles!
Sometime later...
Azrael: Girlyman, you'll never believe this, but there's been a problem with that new batch of primaris you sent me. They all chose fish for the in-flight meal. Looks like they're fatally allergic.
Girlyman: Cawl! Check the Dark Angel geneseed again. (unintelligible voice in background) They're allergic to fish. (unintelligible) Are you sure? Azrael, Cawl says marines don't have allergies. Are you sure it was the fish?
Azrael: Got to run. Toodles!
The Dark Angels have trust issues, even within their own ranks. I'm pretty sure they would never accept marines that weren't created and indoctrinated in house. My DA army is already big enough that I don't see the need to add Girly marines.
I'll probably still buy the box and add them to my (vanilla codex) Purple Death chapter, since that will gel with the fluff of them being close to wiped out and rebuilding their strength. Lots of scouts and primaris marines.
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