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Subject: A page for Warhammer 40k Emperor's Day carols
On the 7th day of Christmas father Nurgle gave to me:
7 Drowns a Bloating,
6 Beasts a Leaping,
2 Thin Coats of paint
and a Nurgling in a Blight Tree!
What did your corpse Emperor bring you for Christmas?
Ghorros wrote: The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote: All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so f***ing what." - Stephen Fry