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2010/09/24 02:55:42
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/09/24 08:26:51
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Nasty Nob
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their
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2010/09/24 15:17:31
Subject: Single-Word Story
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toes
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2010/09/25 06:28:51
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Veteran ORC
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2010/09/25 09:13:35
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Nasty Nob
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Beatles.
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2010/09/25 09:43:16
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Yipiyayeey
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2010/09/25 10:12:39
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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! The
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2010/09/25 10:13:05
Subject: Single-Word Story
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animals
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2010/09/25 10:18:56
Subject: Single-Word Story
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eated
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2010/09/25 10:50:54
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Barnyard!
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2010/09/25 10:57:43
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Nasty Nob
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That
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2010/09/25 11:12:09
Subject: Single-Word Story
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was
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2010/09/25 11:12:37
Subject: Single-Word Story
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choked
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2010/09/25 12:41:40
Subject: Single-Word Story
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by
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2010/09/25 14:26:41
Subject: Single-Word Story
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daemons
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2010/09/25 17:17:36
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Nasty Nob
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, this
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2010/09/25 17:20:42
Subject: Single-Word Story
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moron
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2010/09/26 02:21:40
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2010/09/26 13:06:23
Subject: Single-Word Story
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stop
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2010/09/26 19:54:09
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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choking
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2010/09/26 19:56:38
Subject: Single-Word Story
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god
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2010/09/26 21:25:34
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/09/26 21:41:40
Subject: Single-Word Story
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f*ck
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2010/09/26 23:16:09
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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sake.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2010/09/27 15:54:25
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Chaos
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2010/09/27 16:38:55
Subject: Single-Word Story
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sucks
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2010/09/27 16:39:47
Subject: Single-Word Story
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dUcks
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2010/09/27 18:03:15
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Nasty Nob
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, quack!
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2010/09/27 18:14:12
Subject: Single-Word Story
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The
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2010/09/27 19:52:15
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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