So I got a Space Marine Stormtalon for Christmas, but I never liked ow it looked so it's been collecting dust. I also bought a model of an F14, but it wasn't a good kit so the pieces never fit properly. I figured i would take the two kits and see if I could make something nice an Ork looking.
KRAKABOOM
Zog me, he does dat evry’ time!
It’s dat stupid git Gruss. Luv’s to fly in low and watch us ‘ead for cover. Gets a good laugh out of it. Lets see ‘em laugh when I sneak annuva’ squig unda his seat. Woulda’ blasted him already if he wuzn’t such a good flya’. Five missions now and hasn’t crashed once! No idea how he lands with no wheelz… Let me tell ya, we all laughed when we saw da new flyer. Tiny lit’le thing, Gruss can barely squeeze in der’. Got da body after shoot’n down some beakies. Pilot went splat, but his ship ‘ad barely a scratch. Made’uv ‘ard stuff it wuz. So Gruss ropes togetha’ sum mechboyz and whateva gunz and fly’n bitz he could find. Let me tell ya, engines on dat thing are as big as da ship and got enough dakka to make any mech proud. Mork bless’em itz da fastest zog’n thing I eva’ seen. Guess he knowz wha’ he’s do’in.
He’s a right git, but he’s da best pilot I got!