Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Eldar = Cool Original.
1. They’re cool.
2. They’re cool.
3. Sure they’re based on Elves, but sure they’re the first Spehss Elves
4. They’re cool
5. They’re fairly tasty.
They must sell different Doritos Stateside.
Because Cool Doritos don't scream foul xenos flavor to me.
Now if you'd said "Mountain Dew flavored Doritos," I could understand. Because Mountain Dew Flavored Doritos sound like a horrible idea and something that every Emperor-fearing human would instantly know deep down in their heart that such a thing was abhorrent and wrong on many levels... just like Eldar.